Thoughts After Midnight

 

Official Time stamp: 3:00 AM	Official Date stamp: 08/27/97
Cory	Jordan

hello, this is Cory and Jordan writing, it's 1:40 AM, and i'm at NBTSC.. 
this is a really cool expearince,
i'm sitting at Ned's computer brain dumping.
we've been talking about all sorts of cool stuff,
my forearms are sore from playing fooseball.

over the last................
(Cory is sooo tired he cannot even remember what the day is... or how to spell tiared)
--jordan sez hello!? 
(b.t.w. he had to correct my loverly speeeling of foozeball)
over the last 3 dayz i have tryed to learn to du a handstanderd.. 
but today i wus to tird to du one
now i'm shlering my shpeeling all overs the plashe...
--Jordn saz di fukrz
(he gets like thish late at nite...)

alot of this is faked, like some of the spelling mastakes... 
but some of it is just how i type it when i'm this tired

Here is a laboriosly typed list of all the people up as of 2:09 AM


Jordan
Noam
Megan
Cory (odviasly, hes writing this)
Mario
Ben
Jasmine 
Gabe
Reena
Ezme
Monica
Nick
Logan
Eben
Jamie
Caleb (nicknamed cable due to jordan's slip of the tongue)
Zack
Casey
Josh
Katy
Jake
Lydia

Noam & Megan are Freking about us taking pictures of them with the quickcam 
("because there so tired and thay look like crap" clame's Megan)
We were going to take 1 butt noam is the one converting it from HTML
so he would freake and deleate it and replace it with sompthing like this 
(we don't know he may have done it, if so send word to my parents, 
send out a search party to find the body)

--jordn hats calvin,s nexzt dor nabr sooseee drkeenzz
--ffore futre refrnz
--H3II0 \/\/3 ar now conntrolling you r computer do not trust anyone please for they are dead 

(as u can c jordan likes 2 swear more as it gets later)

we have just scaned jordans face... here he is typeing about it:

--so we put mi fac in th skaner and the hole tim I trid mi hardesrt 2 not laff
--talk tio yu next tim.

we are really getting vaige about stuff...
i'm having a sneaze attack rit now

there, it's over.. ewwwww... snot on thlke keyzxboard heuagzc, i'hope Ned dosnt read this..
 usksvfjh sory

--die peeplie ooh and fuk yu

(like i said befor, the less sleep the more death threats)
noam just spelled out panckacke batter

we're listening to like beatles muzak and other strange ass muzak

--cory and jordan are calvin & hobbes worshippers DIE IE DIE

hoiikjnhtgfr

--cory just fell on the keyboard DIE!@$@#!%& HERJH!

ow, that hirt....

--jamie just died, wait a minit hes stil alive sorry

jamie says, "goals still count even if the ball only bounces off the wall"
he also says "this music sucks"

Megan says "turn off the damn dum darn music"

Megan says "no ones dancing, no ones listening, turn off the dum musac"

jamie says "don't type both quotations b4 you type the quote"

--dier DEI DI DIE DIR DIE OIED DIE DIE DIE DIE 

Cory sez "COry seZ donT typ so many deth THretS"

Nick says "those who find the following ASCII butt amusing are either too tired or very immature 
(im probably both): (_|_) "

noams "pissED'

at the end of my writing this it is 3:00

So the beatles were being played tonight.
good god I can't stand them...  not that they're bad or anything, but there's a term for
these kinds of things..  it's called *overplayed!*  three fucking cd's were played tonight,
I did however come up with the concept that Jimi hendrix got laid more than all of the beatles
combined!  just take a listen... Jimi: "Are you experienced?" Vs. Beatles: "I wanna hold your hand." I mean, c'mon!  they just can't hold a candle anymore..  Don't even bother me with any
of their crap anymore.  I don't want to listen to it, and I don't want to hear all your crap on
why they don't.  I simply do not care.

Get me the hell out of here, and goodnight.
 
Tim Rodriguez - rodri@bway.net
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