The Rutabaga Paga (aka Thoughts After Midnight '99 session 2)

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The works of this page were composed late at night when we get a tad bit crazy.. please don't take it seriously under any circumstances. Best read late at night.

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OFFICIAL DATE STAMP: AUGUST 30, VERY EARLY

 
Not-So-Official Time Stamp: 12:50
HAPPY HAPYY, we are here once again. we is me and noam. me is marina. i mean i am marina. something like that . there was no tam page at session 1, or for that matter session 2 last year, becasue I wasn' t here.
I AM THE QWWEEEEEENNNN!!!!!
and i'm sitting here watiching becca and zack... um... well... snicker...
ok, here's noam.
More-Offical TIme Stamp: 1:00AM
Hi. This is Noam. I am boring (or at least Marina says so). Right now someone is playing Birdhouse In Your Soul by THey Might Be Giants.. anyway.
I don't quite know what to say. Typing on a laptop keyboard is irritating... well! Oggly boogly boo. I'm also sitting here watching Becca & Zack (and noice that I capitalize words ;) and they're not doing much at the moment. Marina sticks her tongue out. "THey are! THey are!" -- Marina "Never mind, they're not."
I had a very good conversation with Marina on the bus to amp today (if you can believe it from what you're reading here..) But it was a serious conversation, and it was really cool. About a 4 hour conversation. OK, 3. Right now I would like to phone someone, but as I don't have access to a phone and it's 2AM THERE ANYWAY.. OH WELL. WHoah! accidental caps.  Oh, *now* Becca and Zack... er, nevermind.
Very Official Rutabaga Time Stamp: 1:13 AM
Yes... thet were right (This is Zack) ... but becca went to use the bathroom, so I for one of a very few times, am NOT attached at the hip with her... I miss her quite a bit actually, but this is entertaning me enough, and I'm being vague to Noam and telling him what the music is... Ani... Both Hands to be exact.  This is cool, I've always missed this before... it's so much fun... I get to ramble on incesantly for ever about ANYTHING and it's concidered interesting because it was written AT CAMP!!! YEEEEHAAAAAWW!!!  Noam just gave me a hug... not a romantic hug, though becca is back so I might get some of those soon too.... "he got run over by a truck ........  TWICE!!!!"  okay.... I'm about done for now... but I'll be back.... I missed something there... but then they explaned it..... no... perhaps they didn't.... hmmm... welll at least they can barly read what I'm writing because I picked colors you can't read from the side on a lap top.... HAAAHAAAHAAAAA!!!!!!!
~ZACK~
Most Official So Far Time Stamp: 1:26 AM
OK, its me again (marina obviously (ecept im goina be bob now. or maybe fred. something like that) anywasy...) i resent someting. i resent not beeing abole to type at one twenty. or maybe tis just the stupid laptop. grr. *strangles the laptop*
the second i get home i'm going to look at the '98 TAM page. because it WASN'T UP LAST TIME I CHEKED. *blames everone, esp. nick becasue thisis his computer. but he's reading the third hary potter book and he deserveds some  quiet. i'm very scary. i scare noam. i love harry potter. or the books anyway.
I'M DISJOINTED!!! That means my joints ares dissed. 
another thought: collin is going next because noam already went. DON'T TALK TO ME!!!
naom i mean noam was becing being baffled because i jujk jump. let me try that again. NOAM  was BEING baffled because i JUMP. he just sayed something about caows and bagels and something else, but i don't think i quite caught it. now i need to stamp this and because collins going away. GET HIM BACK!!!!! COLLIN HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!!!
Very Rutabagish Stime Tamp: 1:43 AM
OK, this is Adam D.  EVERLAST is on the CD Player!  Yay!!  "Three months later..."  Zack's Everlast CD.  SOMEONE BESIDES ME LIKES EVERLAST. YAY. AND MARINA IS YPPINT FOR ME, WHICH IS DAM COOL.  Darn it, I said the wrong thing and now Marina's making me do my own typing!!!  SHE IS EV1L!!  Quote: "I am not!!! Well..."  -- Marina HERSELF!!    She admits it.  Ok, it might seem like I'm rambling, but the lack of interesting content is actually only due to the technical limitations of the software I'm using such as being way too hard to use the italics!!  ITALICS ARE MY FRIEND!!  CTRL+I is needed desperately!!  SEND HELP!  Uh oh, Marina is saying some really scary stuff about checking the river for a body!! I'm getting very scared sitting next to her on this couch!!! *marina grrrrs at me*  Perhaps  I shouldn't 've typed that at that particular moment. Guess what?  Rutabagas!!   "Word of the week" -- Noam.  I think there /must/ be another dave barry fan around.  WHERE ARE YOU???
*Insert cool 3D artwork here to liven up the Unthoughts from Unschoolers*
Buggy Time Stamp: 1:57AM 1899 (get it? Y2K BUG? HAHA)
THIS IS OUT OF ALIGNMENT. AS ARE MY FINGERS. I AM A RUTABAGQA! Ack.. I didn't mean to have caps on there. "You are a dead rutabaga" -- Marina. See what we get up to late at night? <grin> "Kill all rutabagas! Kill all rutabagas!" -- Marina
"Kill all humans! Kill al humans!" -- Futurama(tm)
"Pick a mouth, open it, and say <untranslatable>" -- Futurama(tm)
No! No! ogga booga boo. Wait, I said that. I am a bag in a ruta. Pita! OK... I need a minute to collect my thoughts.
PINKY! Pinky isn't here.. bah
"Bah Humbug" -- Marina
I wrote something up there, but erased it under duress (i.e. Marina hitting me on the head) Ow!
That's better, thabnks.
Moo! I SAY *MOO*! Moo to you too.Steaks come from cows. Marina doesn't like cows all that much. But she likes steak (which is bad and funny, and you don't know what just got erased here (and don't wantt o know) so that doesn't mean anything to you.)
Sitting on couchs is fun.
Maina claps on my head.
Sitting snuggled with a bunch of people on the couch is cool. THis is camp! :)
Wow! We're at camp!
A 'snug' is a combination between a hug and a snuggle.
A 'toque' (for all you non-Canadians) is half of a fourke. Serious.. it's a type of hat. (you know.. two-que, four-que?)
"Boo, that's bad. But it's funny though." - Marina
Zack made up th fourque thing. Chocolate fundue.
Chocolate rules! Chocolate rocks! Choolate rumbles! Chocolate makes me fall and stumbles! -- ADAM. And me! And me! (Marina)
RUtabaga is the word of the week. Month. WHatever. THis is a cool colour (HEY! I'M CANADIAN! Don't bug me)
"Bug! Bug! Bug! Bug! BuG!" -- Maina & Ada
"DOn't bug me,just hug mne" -- Adam
"SHeesh! SHeesh! SHEESHKABOB!" -- Marina
"Shishkabobs!" -- Adam
Sheesh is a cool word. -- Me (Noam) Realy. (Unrealy?)
I haven't seen the Blair Witch Project yet.. (I want to -- Marina) but I'm waiting until I'm done camping for he summer...
SlimeStamp: 2:17 AM
ADAMTASHIA! HOTELROOM! i'm just copying other peoples thoughts. nowi'm marina. adam wants to know who tashia is. me too. what's going on here??? more soape pras i mean soap operas. the homeschooler soap opera. allll of these. those. litterally dozens. wow. we're cool. we're warm. shnugglebunny. woohoo.rugataba bggy. i mean rutabaga bunny. shippy buggy. right. noam says "copy someone elses words" and adam is offended. BUT I DON'T CARE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ETC
adam has a phd in guttermindedness. well, i was the one who decided that pinky was female. that wasme, notadam. whatever. everone is alseep. it's sad. it's impossible. it's not exactly quiet. noam just thought stuart was jake-o. sheesh. noam says "THEY ALL LOOK ALIKE" noam is ashamed. noam isn't. i mean he is. but e's bired. or something like that that. he's a bird dog. noam says not to write that. oh well. heh heh. and noam, don't you dare erase it. if you do i will MUTILATEYOU. NOAM IS falllying asleepy. beduy by. he's do'se want to seep notw. baby. heh hehe. hee. ho. yaya. im scaring you haha. noamsaysd someting about ocean or something, but now he's asleep so it doesn't amter. i mean matter. naom snores and says "antimatter" adam says he like s animatter. or alma matter.or somting. naomsays theres only one tea. whatever. RUTABEGA!! HAHA! ok, i think i should go to bed or something. noam sasy thats boring. noam says he has to write three pages tonight, or maybe two.
I am told thatishould write so write I shall, HAHAHAHA
i am not feeling crazy enough. but when people start sceaming for green tea and obsanitys i feelobligated.

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EVEN/SHURE/WHAT/RUTABEGAS/ARE/I/GEUS/IT/DOES/NOT/MATTER/ALL/LIFE/IS/DEAD/EXEPT/FOR/TE/L
IVE/THAT/SITS/INFRONT/OF/CUPUTER/SCREENS/AND/READS/THIS/AND IM/NOT/SHURE/THAT/ITS/ALIVE/
PINOCEO/NEVER/PLAYED/PINOCHEL/WITH/A/THREESOME/CONSISTING/OF/HIPPOS/BBBBUUUUUTTTTTT/THAT
/DOESNT/COUNT/WHAT/COUNTS/IS/THAT/NOAM SAYS THAt i look like adam but icant be adam adam is asleep iamnot adamNNNNOOOOOTADAMITELLYOUIMNOTADAM
OFFICIAL DATE STAMP: AUGUST 31, VEERRY EARLY
 
Any-kind-of-officla TIme STamp: 12:09AM
"That's [this colour] disgusting" -- Marina
Hmm.. Marina says to mention that there's no ime stamp on the above one (Avi's) because when he was done, he shu the lapop, and it crashed.. "also, it was to early" (to early for what, I might ask?)
Well, it's just about midnight right now.. 'he was struck by lightning' -- random quote from someone in theroom
"I'm not carbon-based life. No. It's sugar." -- someone in the computerlab at the college I took some courses at.
I'm not crazy enough yet to do this.. (not late/early enough). Here's Marina.
 
Another Time Stamp: 12:22 AM
blah. this is too light. there, i think thats better. in case you couldn't guess, the previous thingy was noam. he thinks it's to lae or something. i'm tired. but i'm not going to admit it. so there. haha. doboeedo. we're singing simon and garfunkle. the sounds of silence. tis cool. rise up singing. a while a go a bunch of people were singing rounds too. that was cool too. but then michae and jake m had to be all disrespectful and stiuff. this is me making a feace. a face. i'm nice and warm, squished between becca and noam. i love squeezing tons of people on a couch. plus us three on this couch are avi and chris. at least i think chris is his name. it might be somthing esle. it's only the second day, gimme a break. i mean the third day. somting dike dat. woo hoo. "don't just sit there, sit there and read this"---chris, or whatever his name is. now people are telling jewish jokes. oy gevalt. not like religionist jokes, just funny to jowish people you know. we wouldn't be mean. never. my hands are cold, that makes it hard to type. "nemo means no one"--i forget who said that. i think avi. noams going to type a discalper i mean disclamer. gbye. oh yes, this is was marina.