Attempt To Kill The Bad Harp Player

"excuse me," you say to the harp player. "Yes?" the harp player replies. "What is your name?"you ask. "My name?" says the old harp player. "Oh, my name is Bart the friendly Platypi. But freinds just call me Jeffery." "Okay," "But you not my friend." "Okay." "You are my enemy." "Okay?" "Because you came from hell." "Okay?!?" "You are a Satan-loving, Freddie-Prinze-Jr.-foot-kissing son of a barracuda." Tired of this person's pointless jabbering, you pull out your Uzis and blow him away. You blow the gates open with TNT, and politely let yourself in. You are now in the heaven of Satan loving, Freddie Prinze Jr.'s foot kissing, SonOfBarracudas.