BEAA

Bird-Eaters of America(and canada) Anonymous

Transcript: "my name is Robert alder..i'm 13 and i am addicted to eating birds..fresh outa the nest whole juicey birds mmmmm.....just thinking of it brings the cravings on..a dash of pepper and a smidgen of salt some oil..ginger, garlic, and paprika that's the way i like em"-James Bond

hi, I'm 14, my name is beanie,and I... I eat birds. And I don't just do it in privet ither,I'll walk into a wendy's or an A&W, and I'll ask for bird parts (yes, I really do say.... well, I say chiken parts)I thought about quitting once, but the hold is to strong*sob*, I can never become a vegitarian! I need a hug.....-Savannah Mills

Um yeah... I eat birds. I feel so god damned guilty! I mean, these birds have families. And I destroy that! *sobs while trying to look mournful* -Tia Bey

yes, i'm a bird eater too... *sob* it feels so good to admit it! i managed not to eat birds for 2 weeks at camp, but once i got home... the first thing i grabbed was... a bird. grilled bird. and it tasted so good... i don't know if i can shake this... help me people! *sob* i'd like to remain anonymous. *sniff*-Joshua Campbell

This site kinda sux, dont you find it a bit gay[1]? anyways- ICP

"Uh, my name is Mitchell, and I am a recovering bird eater. I haven't eaten any part of a bird in nearly two weeks, and I think the craving is starting to go away. I've certainly had my share of relapses, but I can tell you it was worth it. With the encouragement of my family, and after several horrible visions of birds being shot, chopped into itty-bitty bits, and shipped to my local grocery store so that I could satisfy my evil, selfish, twisted appetites, I think I'm now in good shape. I'll tell ya, though, it was tough having a creature in my home who eats birds as a matter of feline habit. But she's seventeen now, and any bird that's slow or stupid enough to be caught by a cat that old and creaky is a threat to its fucking gene pool! Thank you."-Salman Rushdie

Hello, my name is Gilbert, and I've been trying to avoid eating cows for years, but it just doesn't seem to... What? Pardon? Oh, blarg! I thought this was Beef-Eaters of America Anonymous!

[1]Many thanks for your prompt reaction. -T