Bribe The Police Man With A Rubber Chicken

"You know," you say to the police officer who is writing you a speeding ticket. "I was thinking, maybe we could settle all of this right here." The cop looks up at you. "What do you mean?" he asks. "I mean," you say as you reach into your coat. "Would you let me go if I gave you this?" You pull out the rubber chicken, and the cop just glares at you. And before you can say "rubber chicken", he is dragging you into the CertainDeathTortureRoom.