Calling Ryland

So I should tell you why to call me, eh? well I can tell you all about my exciting life, and all that happens in it, or I could tell you anything you wish to know, sence I know alot of weird stuff, or we could plot to take over the world, or any number of other things, tell me your deapest darkest secrects, or anything else that happens to come to mind.

Now the best times to call me are when I am home, which is alot of the time, except for January... and any time befor like 9:00 pm or something, would make my parents happy.