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Can I Have One Of Them Cat Burgers

"Sure. That will be $0.99 please." you say. The Military recruiter digs through his pockets. "Hmmm... all right, here you go." He hands you the money and you hand him a cat burger. He digs right in. "Yummm... are these tabby?" "Yes," you say proudly. "Only made with the finest natural ingredients!" "Since these are so good, here is an extra little tip for you." The recruiter gives you a small, rock-like object that glows. You:


SayThankYouAndTryToFigureOutWhatItIs


DropItAndScreamOhMyGodItsGwensLeftEar!


SuddenlyRealizeYouAreAVegetarian


 
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