Conversation Starters

You know you want 'em.

I know I do. *grin*

Write down any good ones you find.

Questions stolen from "the Little Book of Stupid Questions"

• If you had an extra body part, what would it be and where would you put it?
• Would it be weirder for you to have sex in your parents bedroom or for them to have sex in yours?
• What superpowers do supermodels have? Or could have?
• What is Victoria's secret and why won't she tell? Do you think it might be that she's really a lesbian?
• What would you most like to dream about tonight?
• You are down to your last-last-last pair of underwear before doing laundry what does this pair look like?
• What is the correct order in which to wash your body when you're taking a shower?
• If you ate your own foot, would you loose weight?
• Why do men have nipples?
• Do you believe the expiration dates on food you buy? What sort of margin of error do you work within?
• Which of the seven dwarves do you most relate to? If you were the eighth dwarf, what would your name be?
• If you were going to be eaten by a giant insect, which one would you rather be eaten by?
• Where do you think the "cool people" are, Heaven or Hell?
• Would you like to know the precise date and manner of your death? What would you do to plan for it? What would you wear?

Are you happy?

What is something I don't know about you?

• Why'd you take some off?

• So, you like chicken?
• What's the stupidest thing you've ever done?
• Do you know what time it is? (good for total strangers)
• Would you rather be 2 feet taller, or 2 feet shorter?
• If you could have one personal wish (no asking for world peace etc) what would it be?
• If you could change one thing about yourself, what would you change?
• If you were a color, what would you be?
• On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your mad hamster mating instinct?

~Becky~