Critical Of Chris B

Ok, I may not be playing fair by putting up a "Critical of" page witout putting anything on anyone else's... I can't think of any criticisms of anyone just now. If I think of any, I'll be sure to post, but in the meanwhile you can tell me all about myself to get me started. Please note that if you have a very large or very private gripe,I'd prefer to hear about it personally before it's spread all over the universe. For things like "Have you noticed how annoying your little habit of... is?", go ahead and port here. Just use a little discretion, please, and if in doubt, talk to me privately first. That said, Fire Away!

you're far too tall.