Colin (erynne's brother):"What's the lowest heaven like?" Cindy (erynne's mom): "Oh, they just serve you cold cerel and soy milk." trying to understand the mormen religion Colin: "They don't have a basement? Just a bottom floor?" Cindy: "Well maybe it's one of those open basements, with windows on one side." the mormen religion doesn't make a shit load of sense "Why did they kill Jesus anyway?" "Cause he was a nice guy." "You never pass up the chance to make mess or break something, do you?" My brother, Anselm. "Didn't you just always want to hug a koifish?" My friend Gabe. Josh "If there are any psychotic people who bug me, it's the ones who think they're vampires" "I want to get a grant...to grow marajuana!" -Franny "Listen to my tinking, circle with me." Danniel "We gave you a new rod, what more do you want, mister?!" Colleen and Mel's Mom "A workshop on cultleadership skills, thats what we need!" -Ryland "Well, I'm in black and you're in pants, I think we're even." Colleen "They either want to bang with you, or you're asleep and they want to play." Colleen and Mel's mom "Okay, my butt need a change." Colleen "Dude, I have gold balls too!" Colleen "Hey, at least I had the decency to lift up her shirt!" Charles Colleen's Mom: "Ooo! 69, new and improved!" Colleen: "Yeah, it's kinda sporty now!" "Hey, where'd thong lady go?" Colleen "Barney's back and he's pissed off!!" Colleen "So I guess you could say 69 just blew them all away." Susan "No, Buzzys, don't poke the gay people." "Oh my god, he's a psychotic, sociopathic, smooth-talking, acid-dumping vampire!" these are the ones I wrote down, or remember, from camp... "I'm such a dum-dum head!" Bonnie (I don't know why I found this so funny, but I did. I couldn't stop laughing. Same with the beater boy one down below.) "But I wanted to be the pimp!" katie "Where's beater boy?!" Tamara "She's moving in from the left...and she shoots...she scores!!" tamara, talking about shannon's flirting tactics "Do I look like a boy yet?" victoria "Did you take off your earings?" erika "Take off your boobs!" jessica "Death by fork!" Tori "Like, Oh my god! totally!" melanie "Like, totally, Gag me with a...Fork!" jessica "I have the bracelet of DEATH!" jessica "Hey...we should call you....Spork!!" Tori "Don't fork me!" Melanie <TheKillingSpoon> reminds me of that bumper sticker about sex and pizza. I hate that bumper sticker. "Practice Safe Schnoofing" "Nose condoms!" The Good Twin and the Evil Twin (otherwise known as Marina and Roya. We can't figure out which is which... but probably Marina's the good one, since she doesn't seem to have any DQTs.) "The mark of a true unschooler: naming random things Bob." "Death by cheese!!!" "It's amazing the affinity I have for psychotic people." R: "I have a funny way of making friends with geeks." M: "Really. How do you relate to geeks?" R: "I turn them into my internet bitches." "I'm a sucker for office supplies." "You know what should never go up your nose? Elephants." --Ethan M "Unless you're snorting elephants......... My nose hurts." --Roya "When I look at my toes wiggling, and I'm amused, I think "Oo, it's time to party!" "Did you get a sore throat when you were watching the monks or was that just me?" "How does looking at your breasts make me an egotist?!" "You can go get my ass for me." "I left my ass in Minnesota." -- Kim B. "That sounds like a country-western song!" -- Emma "I wanna be a buff mouse." "Jas isn't very good at quick sew jobs." (Snow talking about Jadzia, with Jadzia and a friend) "Heather,*giggles* you know what that sounds like?" ~Snow~ "Thanks, but I'd rather not go to hell right now." Colleen "Ducks are the spawn of satan." -Alex (a person in Fiona's MHT group) "Nope... I'm not getting secret messages from ducks." -Alex "It's amazing how much entertainment you can get from ducks." -Charlie (another person in Fiona's MHT group) "Hey! Quit lickin' your privates and play with me!" Fiona: "Yay! Marina approves of my plans to join either the peace corps or the national guard!" Dan: "I do, too. They're worthy causes" Fiona: "Tanks! ....oops" "I thought 'was there something I missed or did it just not make sense?' Then I thought. No, it just dosns't make sense'"-My friend gabe, talking about the movie 'swordfish' "I would think it would be hard to be nude, and not be flirty... well, unless you had a hand gun or something" "The debate is whether she has to go back in the middle, and whether or not he actually touched her butt." "This shovel is starting to look really attractive" jessica's friend, Chris "Oh you are so big...Oh you are so big...Oh you're so huge..." Chris "I'm going to molest a picture of Jimi Hendrix!" jessica "You ever notice how Daron's really brings out her L's?" chris "Uhh...How do you bring out an L?" jessica "I'm not sure...Bring out yer dead!" chris "My name is chris! I'm a crazy crack monkey! and I own a donkey!" jess "HEY! I don't own a donkey!" chris "...cause evil is good, baby. Roya, be silent." (hazel is jessica's friend) "Mr. Foot, You're weird!" hazel talking to her foot... "Hey, you're weird!" hazel to her hand... "Could you kindly remove the squirrel from your ass!" hazel "AHH! ooh...sorry...I thought it was a rodent, over there, but it was just my imaginary friend." jess "You're imaginary friend is a rodent?" hazel "Did you hog tie him? punch him in the back? did he kick you in the face?" jess "No... I went out with him..." hazel "Oh. Damn." jess "only you could make "cupbords" sound so dirty!" "why can't the world please be as full of people as intelegent as I am?" a freind of Rylands jessica and her dad "Burps are purple." dad "No they aren't! Mine are green." jess "well mine are purple." dad "How do you know??" jess "Because it rhymes! See, Purple Burple!" dad "Now I just have to draw a really big head..." -Elena, a 3 year old Fiona was babysitting, drawing a picture of her Becky Visits Kim. "Becky, what are you doing to me? "Drawing. "What is that? 'Kim'? You wrote my name on me? And what is that? Is that a....dog? A peeing dog? "It's a bear! I'm writing 'Kim....bear....' hang on, just let me- "No! on the computer. "Kim, you are my chaste wife. "Kim, you are my horny housewife. "Kim! Stop that! "She's surrendering to my passions now... "It still looks like a peeing dog. "I get the chair. "Franny, will you marry me? "Oh, now my other wives are in wild revolt. "But I don't care. "I'll elope with you instead. on the floor, with the fake dagger "She's killing herself! "She's killing me! "No she's not, she's giving you a mastectomy! "Dear Lord! "She just killed herself and now she's going to do it again. "What does that look like to you? "Uhhh....panther? Or a dog... "It's a bear! "That's not how you perform mastectomies. in bed "Move over. "No, you move over. busking "So far we've walked thirteen blocks, gave two dollars to a bum, bought food and were serenaded by a russian guy. Are we done yet? "The peeing dog is still with us. in a fountain "Oooh. Cold. Nice. "Oooh. People. Start playing music again, Becky. "Oooh. Cute guys. Stop playing. "If no one gives us money, we could always pick pennies off the bottom. "Of the fountain I mean. driving to the bus station "Did you take the cd out of the tape player? "I don't think there's any possible way to make it smell like me." Colleen at max's house (jessicas friend) "Hey, there's toilet paper coming out of my ear!" -hank "Want some toilet paper?" tony "Dude, you're dropping my toilet paper." hank "I didn't know Max puked MUD!" jessica "Why don't you pose naked for us, with a cowboy hat?" tony "That's going to cost you. TWO altoids." katie (max's sister) "Hey Jess, you can go on the website too! We'll put you as 'THE FAN!'" tony "Yea, our only fan." max "No, Heather, don't snort toothpaste" "A dollar an ounce?? That's like crack!" "That's some pretty cheap crack you've got..." "Oh... is that the problem?" -Ali and Fiona "Why is your foot on my neck?" "...that's not my foot" -Ali and Fiona "Naked guys with scuba gear is the wierdest thing I've ever seen" "You need two fingers to be the person." Colleen and Mel's Mom. raina: you're in connecticut and victoria! wanderlust: Ari was in CT? Ari: No, -you- are in CT. "This is such a Ryland song..... Nuns from outer space?" Roya: Yes, Adam, I'm just dying to know what's stamped on your ass. Ethan: Me too... dqt's from jessica's house "God, some people are so sensitive about their inflatable poochies!" victor "I think I just o.d.ed on Hash Pipe." jessica "That could have been a DQT if you had said Weezer, because hash is a real drug." victor "ok, I think i just o.d.ed on Weezer. Wait, is that possible?!" jessica "Is montreal a city, provience or nation?!!?" -victor "I've found like 3 Queens already, this isn't fucking New York!" victor talking about Canada "Organs, Organisms, and Orgasms all sound way too much alike." victor "I've ventured on a journey to make the perfect underware. Wanna help?" victor "You know that Wiki page... that page, you know... the Please Fuck Me page??" victor "You mean Want to Get Laid?" jessica "yea!!" victor "Incoming inflatable poochie!" victor "Attack of the inflatable poochies!" jessica "I may be a genious, but I still want to get laid!" jessica quoting victor "Every Punk Rock band should have a kazoo player." victor "Hey, do you still have your Sex In a Bottle?" victor "Yea, why, you need some?" jessica "Is Halifax on Prince Edwards island?!" victor At the Renaissance faire: "I should have lifted my skirts for him too." "I like it wet." "If it weren't for commercials we wouldn't get anything done!" Luke "waffles is like waddles! only with different letters and not quite so funny!" "well i dont have balls so that shouldnt be a problem" -shippy talking to heather about her ball stapling "The cool thing is, that means I could marry them 'cause we're second cousins!" Heather (Snow) Upon talking about VERY hot second cousins... "I don't want to see a naked person in a bikini!!" Colleen and Mel's mom after 2 Fuzzy Navels. "If you sit in one spot long enough, you're basically sitting in a little cloud of yourself." Cam "Hey, I didn't know thugs got up this early!" jekissa "What does an actor want with a conscience anyway?" Jiminy Cricket (from the Disney movie of Pinnochio) "I'm on quack!"-the 2 year old little boy Heather babysits "dammit, my naked body should be a thing of terror" daniel (roya's friend) *roya cracks up* Tyler(that's Candra's neighbor): Calen, you can't even afford to screw your mom. Calen (that's Candra's brother): Sure I can, I get the family discount. "I have a cow on my ceiling! And this cow has a chimney." - Noam's mom "When you have a cow on your ceiling, anything is possible!" - Noam's mom Luke: "I think you make a very handsome dead person." Cam: "Thanks!" "Ah, yes, when you are living, you should be glad that are not dying." -Colleen, again "And the lord said: take your sins and use them well."-Colleen, Carrie's sister, irreverent, oh yes.. "...But Linux is the OS *by* the people, *for* the people." "But the people don't use it"
"Your hair looks like straw!" one of the not-so-bright things yelled at Dawn when she was in the store Dean: "I had to replace my internal organs with British Cuisine" Zen: "It's all the same anyway!" "If I were edible, I'd be nutritious, probably." -Laura, Robyn and Buzzy's rat "-Where- did the potato masher go?!" -jessica's mom "I don't know, what do I look like to you, a dictionary?" -jessica "Yea, he's one of those screw-you-over types. He does it at home, and in the office!" "But he can't screw in the office, all the walls are glass. You can see right in" "Uhh...mom...that's not exactly what I meant."
"So you save all these ants, and then you heartlessly crush them?!" "No no, I just heartlessly threaten to crush them!"
"I have to conserve my pants." - Rick Becky: "So I see the playboy bunny, why does this make me bad?" Nicole: "Oh, she sees the playboy bunny everywhere... Oh look! There it goes!!" Matt: "Come back!" "wow its like kissing Thomas all over again" Heather sucking on a jaw breaker "It tastes like I'm eating a piece of modern art." Mel Hey, this sucks better than spagetti!" Mel "Look at me, I'm baby Patton!" Mike/Wolf with an oversized bowl on his head. "the're geeking about porn!" "yea well I bet if you took *all* my snot you could fill a 5 gallon bucket" -Char (Lotus and Ali's mom) "And then kim said, 'Hey mitch, I think your passifire just swallowed my pool table. I mean...wait a minute..." Jessica trying to explain a previous Kim DQT to victor...and messing up. "Okay. Fine. Leave. I don't care. I'll just follow you with the featherduster... of doom!" Walker: "They took Voyager off the air" Neal: "Yes thank god" Walker: "You didn't like Voyager?" Neal: "No it sucks" Walker: "Some nerd you are..." "weed could grow on me" "shit happens, but what you do with it, is what makes life interesting" 'I just cover up my bad breath with garlic" "Oh wait, did you say mental problems? Because I thought you said nipple problems." "I'm the only person in the world who hasn't seen Moulin Rouge, and so are you!" "I have a cat laying on my ass." -mitch "Hey you know, getting an email from God wouldn't be too hard, since God is Ryland, and I know he uses the computer." -Jessica to Victor "Hey Mitch, I think your pool table just swallowed my passifire."-Kim "Just say, 'I'd like to sue Seattle for not giving me weird looks!'" -mitch "Every tractor needs a metal box" Neal's mom: "Testicualr Fortitude, doesn't that just roll of your tounge?" Neal's dad: "Do ya think she's metaphorically challenged?" "The Wings I understand, but the Nipples Confuse me!" "No, that's Frankenstein. He doesn't play football." "That's a remote control. Isn't my leg hair more interesting?" -Adam (BikkoMan) to "It's more interesting, but I'd spend more time laughing at it than spending it." "It's psychic, so it can do your dishes." -Keith Smee, Robyn's cousin "look! if I wanted to, I could moon people, without droping my pants!" "You drive thogough Ely, then you continue to drive 150 miles, till there is a town with 2 people, and a TREE full of Shoes..." "Marine biology was a really trendy thing for about two yeras in the seventies. They must have graduated thousands of marine biologists, most of whom are dentists, or insurance salesmen." "Vomit is like revenge - best served cold." -Fiona's Dad "Turn this squash around! I must find the glass slipper!" -Noam "I get to keep Becky for a month!" -Kathleen "No fair! You have to mail /me/ a piece of her! The left ear will do." -Noam "This traffic light's fine, but there're pedestrians everywhere! And they're sooo hard to scrape off the windshield! And I hate it when they get stuck in the grille." "Embrace your butt! It will look hilarious." Two quotes from Marina's everyday life: "I can't keep a straight face when he's on his knees." "Emergency Krispy Kreme meeting!" "You're telling Roya that I'm pounding my meat in the kitchen?!" Some lady on the radio: "Do you talk back to your radio?" Fiona's Dad: "YES!" "Fiona, are you touching Polo's rectum again?" -Fiona's Mom "Hey! People suffering! Awwwwwwwright!" -Fiona's Mom "I like 57...It's big and Purple! With Green spots!" -Noam "Abraham Licoln was born in a log cabin he built with his own hands!" -Tom, Jessica's dad Marina is not going to put up some don'tquotethats from earlier today... but she would just like to note that hairdying is a setup situation for DQTs, as it involves plastic gloves, vaseline (sometimes), and people taking off their shirts. "So, um...ok. You want to hold it and I'll screw?" "Gert, get your fingers out of my ass!" "You know how I describe you and me? 'Mom, are you listening?' and you say, 'Yes, I like onions on my casserole!'" "I'm just going to go lie under my car now." -Caryn "Dead Joshua Trees are very passive agressive." -Caryn, Jessica's friend "Oo, friction!" "My bellybutton isn't my gerbil!" "I must frolic damn-it!" Mel "Our cocoa astros are your cocoa astros." Colleen "I'm always quite eloquent when I'm on the toilet." Mel "Where is he now? Is he still where he went to?" Luke "My sister gave me this pillow and so did her friend, now I have sexual insecurity." Fuzzy "No, it's gone, I've peed since then." Mel and Colleen's Mom "You have carrot envy." Colleen/Freud to a head of lettuce "Oooooohhhh nooo!! Did you forget?? You forgot, didn't-" "What did I forget?? Your sex jokes??" (the first one is Jessica, the second is her mother, Anne) "I am NOT Ted's Crotch!" "She has a thing for Ted's crotch." -Roya to Jessica, about her dog "I love a man who can faint" "hey, it's cold, it's wet, and it's slappy." "I've never talked about your underpants in my life!" Neal's dad: "Make the world a better place: Umpire without a cup!" "I'm going to put my underwear on the book of Mormon!" "No! ...more porn!" "You know all about funky crap." "It's all a conspiracy to hide the secrets of the funky looking crap from me! "Ahh! The funky looking crap is moving again!!" - Greg Frazer, associate of Danopian Franny's Mom: "Yeah, Grandma's a trip" Franny: "Yeah and she's not a vacation, she's a buissness trip." "I didn't mean for them to be evil nuns!" Marina and Jessica visit Kathleen! "If it doesn't say sex on it, we won't buy it." "How can anyone fall asleep with sex in a bottle?" "My mouth does taste like Gatorade, or sex, whatever." "If sex tastes like watery Gatorade, I think I'd rather stay a virgin." "I want a...guy." -Lewis, Kathleen's brother "Next time you kiss, tell me." "I am currently very fond of my metabolism." "I'm tempted to take off my shirt." "Ok, where are my clothes?" "Motorcycles remind me of Ryland now." "Really? They remind me of Nuns." -Kathleen & Jekissa "I wonder if Ted knows he has a clone." Carolyn, Kathleen's sister. "Yea, unschooler's sleep with Random People!" "No, see, this cat is big...he's Kitty Kong!" -Arlyn, Jekissa's friend "You didn't even return a prank phone call??? how sad!" Becky "it's big, it's wet, it's blue, and it looks like fun!" rosie (roya's little sister) "what is it with this family? one of my sisters is a radioactive rabbitt, and the other one is Lulu, princess of the monkey people!" roxana (roya's other little sister) roya:what would you say if i bit your nose? roxana:'ow' probably. then i might go into 'why on earth did you do that for?!? "humanity has kind of a global late reaction." roxana "it's not goopy goop to put on top of goopy goop" char (roya's ceramics instructor) "tenay, if you were going out with me - i'd lower ALL my standards." roya "If we got a gun, we could shoot off his balls, and then he wouldn't be mean anymore..." cow porn cow incest cow porn incest! --Ali and --Lotus "If you touch your bishop one more time in an inapropriate manner..." "Lotus!! Fiona's being sexually suggestive with the chess set!" "Just pretend what I said was brainy, and don't think about it!" "you did not just flush the toilet." "I'm about to urinate. Do you mind?" "But he's good kinky." "Your butt in my face just reminded me of something." "When I am smitten, I am smitten, and you can't pull me off him. *pauses* Ooops." "Oh my god! It's the horny frogs!" -Carolyn, Kathleen's sister "Geez, Fiona, you've got some funky nipples there..." -anonymous Rael: *Grining evily* I got my spiders and soon to have my laser balls! That didn't sound right... My laser SHOOTING balls... no thats not right either. my balls that shoot lasers? ..no.. my spherical metal objects with guns? "He's the finest specimen of hotness that this planet has to offer" "mmmm Minnesota boys" -BikkoMan "What's this stuff behind my ears? It's like yogurt or something." Ethan's friend Brian "I'm going to go hide under a big rock. May it crush me to death." - Errol, a Buzzy "What is this thing in my butt?" "What about squirrels and cleavage??" Healther: "homer simpson said that. he's so smart. and hot. oh shit, your going to quote that, aren't you?" Dan D: "yep." --Dan D and Heather on the phone "I am not going to spend the rest of my time with you with apple in my mouth." "Oh, look! I can produce saliva! Aren't I cool?" "Yum yum. Smells like armpits." -Carolyn, Kathleen's sister "And that's the end of God Monkey." "Dylan's stainless killing service, how may I direct your call?" "That's Lotus. You can't turn Lotus off!" "oh my god, dan is a girl?" -Adam (BikkoMan) "I got up too late. my life sucks. I'm going to go kill myself." "it feels odd, siting here, listening to 3 people talk about a bath room that I have never seen" "no wonder no one likes me, I can't flap my jawls" Geoffrey (chris, and lorins's little brother) Jessica: Don't touch those, those are -my- boobs! Victor: I wasn't touching your boobs. Jessica: I know, I was talking to Alex. And I wasn't talking about my boobs, I was talking about your boobs! Neal: "Y'know there /are/ people who make money by walking in front of cars and suing the drivers, cuz the pedestrian always has the right of way" Neal's annoying brother: "but what if you damage the car?" Neal: "Good Point..." "Well! We all see what side YOUR butter is toasted on." -Luke Mel: "I want to go out in the boat." Luke: "I just want to get wet." "Right, so if you charge at me in an attempt to kill me, and I end up killing you with your own gun, we agree that we'll both have violated some rules." "Yeah." - Nick and Justin And now, a Nick and Justin "Classic Quote": Nick: "Well, except he's pretty old..." Justin: "Bruce Lee is dead, man." Nick: "No, I mean the pope." "Shut up you seaweed mange!!" -Colleen, Carrie's sister "I'm off to smoke some pot and get a peace sign tattoed on my left butt cheek" "I love watching koosh balls eat trucks" "It's very Zen shaving cream" (not the camp Zen... Zen Zen) "He's big Mister Frightening, and than he comes in and he's like "Oh hi, you wanna scratch my butt?"
"The first time I saw Barney [the TV Show], I was totally unprepared" "Get your capried ass back here!" "I've always hated mechanical pencils. They're smarter than me." -Mel's Mom "Try our new soap! Try our new soap! Little tiny butterflies will fly around your shower!" -Mel, singing to the tune of an Austrian folk song "I have gum, hum dee dum dum. It tastes so good, yum yum yum." "He's going to come find me and marry me" "He's going to marry you??? No way" -Ali and Elena (a 4 year old), discussing Adam D. "I'm going to marry my daddy!" -Elena (a 4 year old that Ali and Fiona were babysitting) "She plays this really awesome song called 'Untouchable Face'. You know how it goes? 'Don't touch my face, 'cause I don't like it. My face is untouchable... me and my... untouchable face'" -Ali and Fiona telling a four year old about Ani DiFranco "The Downfall of Emma!" "That sounds like bad Victorian porn." --Becky and Emma "The Buzzys begin to barf, furiously. Blaaaarg, say the Buzzys." "So we're picking Jess up? Fiony? Petunia? Whatever the hell her name is?" ~Bren (Ali's mom) "Let's cruise around Dodgeville and pick up squirrles!" - Becky, after Emma expressed interest in Red Sqirrles "He's a yack-eating-barrette!" Ali: "And I can't STAND the "c" word. Fiona: "You mean crap?" "I Beleave he is about as gracfull as a duck!" Adam D.: "And what have you got to say for yourself?" Jennifer: "Um... I'm picking bugs out of my hair." "Nobody fed me enough sleep." "Clones are people too! Two?" -Scott (NOT the camp scott), usually a jerk, but sometimes funny "HEY!! You're getting my garden dirty!!" "Brother Ray Bob Tom and Kopii Brother Ray Bob Tom, dressed in drag, enter the bar." - Buzzy "I like the concept of lesbian jeans." Custemer, on receving change for $9.93 worth of grocerys: "Double-oh seven. Look, I got James Bond change!" "But the whole point of foosball is the distracting!" "Look Mom!! When I put this blanket over my head, I can't see my physics book! Oh, Wait, Look! If I put this blanket over the physics book, you can't see it either! It's gone! What physics book? "It's not funny unless it's about starfish nipples." "It doesn't look like a ducky but it seems like it should be." "I'm a drunk flamingo." "I don't feel like getting up today. Somebody get me a jackhammer." "Ah, but don't forget, I am the mad flasher sock." "I had nothing to do with starfish nipples. Oh dear. I need to shut up now." "Client snores." writen on an official record form by a classmate of zack's who doesn't like filling out the paper work much... "i think i would suggest apples and cheese taste better without pee." ~Char, Ali's mom "You'd think we'd know to watch what we say around other unschoolers by now." Marina: "i don't think nipples grow back usually, unless you're a starfish, and i don't think starfish even have nipples in the first place. although i'm not sure about that, i've never checked." Kathleen: "What do you think when you hear 'red dress'?" Marina: "Kim." Kathleen: "I don't remember Kim in a red dress." Marina: "Neither do I, but Emma does." Kathleen: "Well that's funny, because I think Ted." Ms RainMa: know of any jobs for a three-nippled californian who's so-so at guitar fingerpicking? "You need a duck" "I like the way they outdent the nose." - Noam "I can have sex with a woooolf! I can have sex with a wooolf! The Bible says sooo!" -Savage, a Buzzy "Two lesbians, an orthodox Jew, and an apartment" - Shippy "No keyboard present. press F1 to continue, or press del to enter setup..." - Ethan's really dumb computer at startup *dies to the 20th power* --Fiona (while playing Scattergories) "Newborn? That's your "things you can eat"???" "Choke Your Chicken for Summer's End 2001!" ~ jake. Ryan "Hey, look at my huch button!" Victor "What the hell is a Huch button??" Ryan "...Isn't that what you have??" Victor "No...that's a HUG button." (Jekissa's friend Ryan, talking to Victor about camp things.) "I have a terrible sense of smell. You could be a dead corpse that just pissed on itself and I wouldn't notice at all." Tessa: "Well, dancing chickens could be concidered star shaped. Tessa's Mom: "Yes, but what does thaat have to do with Canada?" "I bet if you ate me I could have sex in your stomach!" "Why are there lips in my underwear?" -Carolyn, Kathleen's sister "The bathtub is a recurring theme with us, isn't it?" -Mel to Robyn "I hate using other people's bathrooms. Can I pee in your yard?" "I'm buff!" "It's pretty hard to cut cheese with a table knife" "Come here kitty! Let's make a play-doh mold of your face!" -Mel, to her cat Autumn "if you guys wake up in the middle of the night and i'm dead, wake me up or something, ok?" Ethan M.'s friend Brian bye bi sweet lover child whore of the night! good bye my little flower petal of gloom, my little wonder droplet....you are oh so devilish so keen and crispy I think I shall call you boat! goodnight boat! sweat boat! little plastic boat....little purple plastic boat. goodnight ~Malia saying goodnight to her friend. (On the phone) Emma: "I have fishnets." Becky: "...are you wearing them now?" "I need to get some junk condoms so they stop reproducing." "If I say, "Shit, what the fuck is next?" I'm not trying to offend you or anything, okay?" "Oh shit, I got funny on my horehead..." "Wisconsin wants your body!" "What's with these bouncing guys??" "Ryland, Do you want to play calligraphy with me, play hearts, or do math?!?!?!?" "haha that was so funny.. I sorta of look like an anarexic cabbge patch doll" "Mom, did they have thongs in the '60s?" "No, we used smoke signals." --Marina and her mom "I've been here fro 20 minutes, and all of a sudden, you look at my boob and say 'hey, that's Snoopy!'??" "he's probably on the pissed off side of being happy..." -Robyn's Mum Zack's room mate, discussing the business building class we'd both just had... "well, they don't realise the probability of the entire system juggernought they're teaching us to deal with collapsing in my lifetime, but... if worse comes to worse... .... ... and it doesn't colapse... I'll be glad for the information." "it's amazing the sexual things you can do with a picnic table." "i'm horny. can you tell?" "You're the crispy one, so we have to lick you!" "You'd be an Andy Warhol painting of Cruella Deville." "Doctor, how well did you question mark about his colon? He's been going through a rought period in his life and I don't think he's got a dash of hope left." "well, to quote mark, at this point he's in the lower income bracket, and if he had to back slash any more he wouldn't be eating, and then he might end up in a comma and never return." "I can't believe he's just thinking about the dollar sign! If he doesn't have this operation he might die!" "he might end up going out with a bang, but NBTSWikiWiki | Recent Changes Edited 4 times, last edited on December 24, 2001 by 216.66.162.26. © 2000 NBTSC Webmasters |
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