Edmonton New Years D Q Ts

Don't Quote Thats from Edmonton New Years 2001/2002, in no particular order. Possibly more to come.

Whoa! Master Master! Don't molest my knee! -Tom

It gets bigger! It gets bigger! Victor

That San Francisco continues to exist is a prime reason why gays should be allowed into the army. Shippy

Hi Marina, I'm coming! Tom

Not everyone keeps their testicles in the same place. Tom

Mitchell, I was thinking we should be naked while people are gone, since we won't have time later. Erynne

Did you do that with your mouth? Tom

Josh just grabbed my little man. Tom

Only in Canada can you find punks with full beards.

Because Barbies don't come with a manual. Dan

When did you start looking at midget porn?! Shippy

My suggestion for the day is: Don't snort garlic.

I swallow!

Luckily, it was already broken. Victor

Dude I just got hit on by Victor, Josh and Erek at once! Tom

Hey Shippy, are glow sticks kosher? Tom

There goes another set of brain cells! Victor

Was it big, little, or swishy? Victor

 Does she look like a happy half naked chick to you? --Dawn
 Especially with her nose cut out. --Erin-Moe

Ew, it's brown and it's on my cheek! Tom

Vicky, darling, we're naked. Tom

Dude, where's my pogo stick?

 Was that a kiss or a bite? --Tom
 That was Ryland. --Heather

I can't get deep enough. Dawn, could you move your legs a little? Noam

I have a wet noodle and I know how to use it. Noam

So what made Shippy go crazy?

Ooo, atmosphere!

Our knees are mating! Oh Mister Knee, Mister Knee! Tom

Thanks Heather, does that mean that I'm a purple headed fat man in a biosuit? Tom

I can just see you and Charlie finding a hollow tree and necking for hours. Mitchell to Ryland

Kosher - worse than organic. Tom

You've got to keep your hands busy so you stop grabbing my buns. Tom to Shippy

Josh, get your hand out of my crotch!

She's a bitch in a bad way. You're a bitch in a good way. Victor to Heather

It's Ryland's breast in a tube??? Tom

I just barely have time to take my pants off.

Heather's pants are like a skirt, only backwards.

Heather, start bouncing up and down. Tom

Shippy did you just blow a guy?

Do your toes ever get whiplash when you run?