Erynne Happily Rambles

This is where i write my crazy opinions on everything and anything. So if you are suportive of saneness, then go away.

wouldn't that be cool if pigs could fly. people always say, "pigs might fly" and then some pig should come soaring by, just to contradict them you see. people need to be contradicted sometimes. And people with big egos, ugh. some people with big egos are really funny. Just as long as they're not too full of themselves. my friend told me about this guy who had an enormous ego got chosen to take some notice to the office (he was a school going chap, sucker!) and as he was looking around at all the people and smirking, he walked right into a table. haha! clever him! and them everyone laughed at him.

i think school should be illegal. it's worse than pot methinks. people think it's absoulutly necessary, so they go and make themselfs misserable just to get a "well rounded education." and they train you to listen and shut the hell up when they tell you to shut the hell up. and they treat you like little kids. they teach you what they want you to learn and have no care for what you want to learn. they actually squash your want to learn. the world would be a better place if only it wasn't for school.

i wonder how timers work. not only can they keep track of minutes, they yell at you when they don't have any more minutes to keep track of. and they're so damn small. how do they fit a screamer in something that small? i think it must either be magic, or very simple science. i like my first theory better, even if it's wrong. same thing with alarm clocks.

ugh, i just spent a long time searching through my complete Douglas Adams book to find this really kick ass paragraph. and guess what! i didn't find it! i was really sure it was in the first book, but i could be wrong. anyway, it goes something to the efect of, People always thought that they were much more intelligent than the dolphins because they had achived so much more, you know, the wheel, new york, wars and so on, while all the dolphins had ever done was much about in the water all day. Where dolphins on the other hand thought they were much more intelligent for presicely the same reasons. Anyway, it's a great paragraph and if i ever find it, i'll write it down.

My list of little things i love

• fog
• brownies
• roses
• stealing matt
• talking on msn until 1 in the morning
• running
• looking at something and then going to wrtie a poem
• curling up next to someone
• hugs
• baby animals of all kinds (including human babies, they're animals too)
• telling someone i love them
• having someone tell me they love me
• arguing over who loves who better
• a warm fire after being outside in the snow
• playing violin
• laughing
• smiling before you kiss someone
• rainy days
• horses
• beauty in any shape or form

please feel free to add. there can never be enough happy thoughts.

erynne is feeling much better, even though her eyes still feel funny. i wonder why your eyes feel funny for a long time after you cry. they feel all swollen. it's kind of cool. i wonder why people cry when they're sad. is it just an excuse to wash your eyes out? eww. i just thought of something really gross. you have little bugs that live in your eyes right, a lot of dead ones probably come out when you cry, and if you eat your tears (just to see what they taste like) your eating lots of dead eye bugs. eeewwwww. what makes snot? it isn't really necessary. people just blow it out. is it old mucus that got really gross and lumpy and needs to get out of there? hmmm. maybe i should read up on it. wouldn't that be fun to see if a doctor new? cause they probably don't, and it would be fun to see them squirm. i know, erynne is evil.

you know. black leather gloves are really deadly. all the bad guys wear them in the movies. if you touch someones throut (sp?) with one on, they die. but they can be really spiffy too. if a good person's wearing them. they make guns look really cool in your hand. i don't know what it is about black leather gloves, but damn they're cool!

erynne is now wondering if this page will scare people away from her. oh well, too bad for them. and for me i guess. so i'll stop rambling for today, or at least for right now. maybe i'll come back when i'm really tired. then you will all bow down to your empress! bow down! and bask in my glory! ok, erynne will shut up now. really. bad erynne, no biscuit!