False Pride

New Stuff -

So False Pride is, officialy, FINITO.

 In other, happier news, there's a rockin new band that just happens to be
made up of the remaining three members of False Pride. Coincidence? Yes.
They were some crappy band named Lock-Butt or something before that, being
after False Pride. Oh god I'm confused. Anyways. They're really good at
being rock em' sock em' robots and not TOO bad at playing music either! So
check em out!

(www.false-pride.com/mereminutes)

Mere minutes now has groupie's. Cause they rock.

EmilyOh
Candra
RaChAeL

Old Stuff -

{www.false-pride.com}

You can download MP3s of our songs now!

http://www.false-pride.com/music/songs/safehaven.html

http://www.false-pride.com/music/songs/lookatme.html

http://www.false-pride.com/music/songs/growup.html

Please feel free to be a harsh critic. We want input!

Questions we get asked, relating to NBTSC:

G, E Minor

Okay, just so everyone knows, the CD/MP3 with G, E Minor is not by False Pride. It has Zen singing, with Dean on keyboard, but the rest of the band is just a random group of homeschoolers (Including Geoff Pitts, and Nick Keith, previous NBTSCers from '99) who jammed once a week and decided to record their stuff. Also, Zen didn't write the song. It's originally by Cory Alder.

I feel kinda bad actually. Everyone associates False Pride with G, Em and 'The Sensitive Song'.. and altho' a bunch of our songs are really goofy like that, the majority are pretty down to earth and serious..

Is Spike single?

Yes. He is. And He WANTS CANDRA A WHOLE LOT. I'm no rent-a-monkey, I'm a Free Sex Monkey for Candra only.

awwwwwwwwww. that's so......sweet........-Candra*

  A random little blurb from Spike -

      ......cool.

     thats all. -Spike

Is Matt single?

Yes. But he's probably too young for you!

 A random little blurb from Matt -

      The only women that I'm too young for are too old for me. (think about
it)

Is Zen single?

Zen is taken. Sorry. Not for sale.

Is Dean single?

No. He's married to Zen. And his work! Hah! His work! Poor boy!! Hahahahahahha!. ... .. .. . . . . ..

Yes, he's single.

 A random little blurb from Dean -
       
       Mmmm....calculus...
       *(Chokes on healthy helping of integrals and summation 
       symbols)*

       -Dean

Right now if you wanna e-mail us, you can do it at theband@false-pride.com.. or just add your question to the list and we'll answer. Or check our web site out at www.false-pride.com

We love you all more than playing our own music!!

 - False Pride
 (Zen, Dean, Matt, and Spike)

Hey you guys! I will volunteer to be Matt or Spikes gorilla sex toy. Just name the time and place. Gorillas are so much better than monkeys! Ha candra! *sticks out tongue* love and bananas xo-Abbi

Yeah...pretty single. Oh god. ~~~Dean~~~~

Can I be a groupie? (heehee)... Well? Can I?

... God, i hope you're not Huck.

~Dean

Since I'm your groupie, it's my responsibility to post on your page. You rock. 'nuff said. Oh, and Spike is now my sex monkey, and if I can convince him, Matt will be too, so you can't have them.-Candra

You guys do realize Candra isnt you're only groupie, right?- EmilyOh, standing up for groupie recognition

I'm not the only groupie, but Spike and Matt are still MY sex monkeys. Shoo girl. (grabs a fly swatter and defends her monkeys, who are safely in their cages)Candra
oh well yeah. you're head groupie therefor you get all the sex monkeys. its like an unwritten rule. - EmilyOh

I'm candras sex monkey. Score. -spikinziner.

Convince me? yeah that'd take alot of work. -Matt (the rent-a-sexmonkey)

Two sex monkey's for Candra! Whoo-hoo! When I'm done, can I auction you guys off on eBay? Huh? Can I?-The proud new owner of some fiiiiiine looking primates.

I feel kinda stupid for not knowing Candra.

~[Does the Dean-feels-stupid-for-not-knowing-Candra Dance]~

We all know I am the one and only groupie.- Huck

what? WHAT?? WHAT???????? You are sadly mistaken my friend......Take a look at the mower on the False-pride website. I am the first groupie. So smegma to you! And Dean, you are forgiven for not knowing me, because you are a false-prideite, duh! Which means I love you more then midgets. mmmmm, midgets......oh god.....Candra

They just put that there becuse they dont want anyone to know what I really do with them;)

And what is that? Cover you in camel feces for trying to take over *my* spot as head groupie? *Pouts and calls upon her monkeys to attack Huck and lock him in their monkey cage.* I've trained them well you know. A good reward is key for getting sex monkeys to do what you want. You won't be let out until I I decided to forgive you in my infinate wisdom. So ha. False Pride is MINE.

(Watches as winged monkeys bearing the letters FP on their golden-trimmed shirts flock around Huck, tossing their droppings at them like like oh-so-many seagulls with hands)

...~Dean