GOSH

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Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker.

• hehehe. I love that pin. I have that pin, but my mother has forbidden me from taking it off the bulletin board in the kitchen.

So here is a short list of a few of the favorit things some of us like to use insted of the avarage Profanity.

Leapin lizards

Holy toledo!

Tartar sauce!

Fudge Noodles

Car wax!

Oh my goodness!

Gee Willikers!

Gol durnit!

Awwww geez! *Marina giggles hysterically.*

Crickey!

Holy Shinkey!

Blarg! (favorit of Chris Black)

Blast!

Gee Officer Krupke, krup you!

Frack!

curses!

Holy Shiznit!

Jebus Cripes!

Fiddle Sticks!

Doggone It!

[26] for a lengthy list of other possibilities, read Elbert's Bad Word