Grab His Gun And Lecture Him On Fire Arms

But decide a fairy story would be much better. Once upon a time there was a duck. And the duck was purple. The duck was purple because it fell in a vat of purple kool-aid. When it came home that day, smelling of kool-aid, it's Mama duck said "Hey! Little duck! You smell like kool-aid! Go up to your room and do something enriching, something that expands your mind." So the duck went up stairs and:

• WentOnline
• DroppedAcid
• Wrote a really long thesis on the compostion of Mars. And then started getting really lonely so it waddled downstairs and started HittingOnIt'sMother. This duck was a pervert.