Green And White Are The Same Color

If the univerce is infinite, and its a cheese pizza, then there is infinite white cheese pizza. however, if it can have green bits in it, oneach pizza, then, since the number of pizza's in infinite, the number of green bits are infinite, and hence green and white are both infinite, the univerce is both green and white, and green and white are infact the same thing. It is also important to notice that if green and white can be the same thing, then red and green and white must also be able to be the same thing, since they are, obviously (they're all colors!) and this means that the Univerce may infact have tomato sauce on it. [1]

Ah Ha!!! Inspiration!!!! I've figgured it out - the univerce is a cheese pizza with bits of glass in it!!!! The glass fractures the white into other colors, accounting for little green bits, tomato souce, peppers, the crust, etc etc etc... hmmm... this doesn't explane anchovies though... they're black aren't they? That's a lack of white light... hmm... I think we need a whole nother theory, I think anchovies are from the DarkSide!!!

[1] All this talk makes me think of SchroedingersCat . . .

i think anchovies are more sort of greyish, aren't they? if two things are infinite, are they the same amount of infinite? how are green and white the same thing because they're both infinite? i mean, it makes sense that all colors are the same thing, but i don't see the logic here. hmm, since all colors are light split up and reflected, wouldn't a perfect world just be black and white so the light could stay together? i just realized something. all my best philosophical moments are questions. never answers. huh.

• If green is infinite, it must be everything, since infinite includes everything. Everything must be green. If white is infinite, everything must be white. Since everything is white and everything is green, everything must be both white and green, and also neither white nor green. This is impossible. The only way to solve this is propose the fact that green and white are the same color. -marina I love the people I hang out with...