Harry Potter Fun

I admit it. I'm obsessed with the Harry Potter series. Yes, it's very sad, but at least there are people in my situation as well and we can all be addicted together. So yah, here's to Harry Potter and all the fun we can have with his books! The very silly

One: The Houses

Hogwarts students get sorted into different "houses" based on their major personality traits. Which one are you?

Gryfinddor: Traits: Brave, good leaders, good in battle, loyal, adventurous

• Katana
• Victor
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• Jadzia
• Joey
• Lewis

Ravenclaw: Traits: Intellectual, wise, thoughtful

• Eireann
• Alyson
• Mitchell
• Marina

Hufflepuff: Traits: Hardworking, loyal, patient

Slytherin: Traits: Clever, cunning, shrewd, ambitious

• Eireann's sister Cassandra
• Erin W

Two: The Ballads

 Ode To Dumbledore
 By Eireann

 Dumble-dore, dumble-dore, dumble-dor hor hor hor hor hor!
 He's not a bore
 And I'm really sure
 He's a Gryfinddor!
 He's Dumbledore, hor hor!
 I know the lore
 Or Dumbledore
 And I want to know more
 His battles of blood are gore
 For for for for forrrrrrr...!
 He's not a bore
 He's a -gryfinddor-!
 He's Dumble-dorrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
 (giant climax. applause)

 Severus Snape's Ode to Harry Potter
 By Eireann

 Oh Potter! That rotter!
 Hit him with an ink blotter
 For the boy needs punishment
 In more than one segment!
 I'd love to kill him with my knife
 But somehow I keep saving his life!
 Potter should be burned
 So he can be churned
 Into a nice potion
 Smooth as a lotion
 To be sure, I'd want nothing more..
 Oh! If only there wasn't Dumbledore!

 Harry Potter
 By Eireann

 Potter is a nerdy kid
 Who somehow became a wizard
 I don't know what he did
 But now he looks like a gizzard!
 He has lots of little friends
 Who come from his school Hogwarts
 He's always fraying at the ends
 Probably due to that Voldemort!

 Cedric Diggory
 By Eireann

 Cedric Diggory's dead
 We'll miss his head
 He was good in bed
 Oh what tears we'll shed
 Now that this has been said..
 Oh, Cedric Diggory's dead
 Before we were wed
 I'll miss his head
 And he was so damn good in bed!

 The Sorting Hat Song
 By Eireann

I never wanted to be a weatherman. I don't want to go on about sunny days and patches of rain spritting the midwest. I want to be.... a... a sorting hat! Nice and comfy on some wizard kid's head, along with all my Hogwarts friends! Oh....!

 
 I'm a sorting hat and I'm okay
 It's so important, what I say
 I flap my "mouth"
 I say magic words
 I go screaming out their name
 Amongst the Hogwarts din I begin
 To inform kids where their body should lay. 

 ("Gryfinddor! Hufflepuff! Slytherin! Ravenclaw!"

 Oh! I'm a sorting hat and I'm okay
 The kids are cute and I like the pay
 I label each one
 And then it's done
 I'm so smart, you see
 The rest of the year I just drink beer
 And have dragon butts and stones for tea!
 Wheee! Hehehehehehe....