His Name Is Jonah

     Jonah is.......

I still like Jonah. It's September 18^th, and it's almost fall. And Jonah's still rad. I love him. -Adrian

Everyone loves Jonah, no one really needs to say why. Cuz he's funny n cute n silly n smart n fun n sweet, dontchaknow? I have a lot of fun with Jonah. He's got good taste in music. He's sarcastic as hell. These are the things I look for in my very favorite people. So, yeah, Jonah's one of my very favorite people. It makes me sad to think about how many miles away he is. It could make a girl cry (all sarcasm aside, really) I love Jonah! We all love Jonah! Jonah loves Jonah! Penguins love Jonah! I dare you to introduce me to someone who doesn't love Jonah! (~summer)

i met jonah between sessions and i thought maybe i kind of scared him, being my crazy jennyrose self. then i decided i didnt and now i dont know anymore. i know i want him to like me. he's the kind of person who is like a north magnet and everyone else is a south magnet. you can't help but be drawn to him, even when he's just sitting there. and my god the boy in eyeliner is enough to make anyone swoon. i made a list last night in my diary of the people i wished lived in drain so i would have people to be homie-friends with, and jonah was on that list. he would be so much fun to just live 5 minutes away from. but no. instead he lives all the way up in victoria canadia and that sucks butt. c'est la vie. for now i can just write him a letter someday and maybe call him because the boy has a great voice, and maybe someday i can magic myself on up to victoria or the jonahboy down to drain, oregon. anyway, the point of this post is to say that i think jonah is a cute sexy charismatic rad-as-hell boyboy! -jennywose

Jonah, Jonah, Jonah...this boy made me laugh so many times! I feel lucky to have gotten to know him considerably well at camp, because the more I knew him, the funnier he got. Something about the way he'd just spring out these one-liners out of nowhere....oh yeah, and he gives the best cupcakes ever! Love, ~*Krista, the self-proclaimed Cupcake Junkie*~

Jonah is a sexy lady, baby, and he gives cupcakes that make my spine tingle all the way to china. Dude! -wanderlust

• Can I hear an "Amen"? -Sammy

Jonah is one sexy lady! And he's also a pretty cool guy! I met Jonah between sessions at the Hotel and I immediately thought to myself "Uh oh, another Canadian!". Soon however I was thinking "Holy crap, this guys freaky funny!". Seriously, I don't think anyones made me laugh as hard as Jonah has. He has what I consider the perfect sense of humor. Not only that, but he's also just really nice, there-for-you, and sincere. I love the guy! Rock on Jonah! - Zen

• I have another addition, honoring Jonahs recent trend of using songs to decribe his feelings for people on the All So Rad Wiki pages.. Ooo eee ooo, I look just like Buddy Holly. Oh oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore. I don't care what they say about us anyways, I don't care about that , three thumbs up and a pinky to my faveorite Mary Tyler Moore!

  Jonah Rocks!!

He's always nice everyone and me. He's hella funny and just rules in my book. You RULE JONAH!!!!!!!!!!!

          §Matt H§

Jonah... J.O.N.A., Jonah! Is sweet and beautiful and is the only person our age I've ever met who appreciates classical music without actually playing it himself. Jonah can talk and talk and talk about anything and you'll just feel like listening because the tone of his voice is so soothing, and he looks right into your eyes whenever he's talking to you, and he's one funny boy! Every email I've ever gotten from him makes me die laughing and think at the same time. He and Adrian play off each other like, I dunno, Jonah and Adrian's Comedy Show. He did not get a big head at all even when he had so very many female admirers. His hair is red and beautiful, and sets off his disgustingly perfect skin so well. He's heck of nice and adorable as all hell. I hope all goes right for him in the big bad outside world that is not Camp. I would very much like to come up and visit him sometime! -Samantha

So Jonah rules. He's the kind of guy who says things like "Just because I rock, doesn't mean I'm made of stone". Even though I've never heard him say that. Dude, and if he hasn't seen that movie, then I win. HA! Okay okay...so he needs to start saying that. because he does rock, and there's so much to him, and it's obvious that there's so much to him...but what it is that there is to him isn't obvious. Wow that was a mess. He cracks me up like those salt crackers that you can never seem to stop eating. When I think of him I miss him, and I wish he'd come down and visit and stay for a day or nine. Or maybe he could just say the words "Out", "about", "house" and "sorry" for me, and my life would be complete. ...love you! ~Melanie

Jonah- you wernt at my session dammit but I met you in the hotel and you rock my world so much. yoiu're so amazing and intellectual and intereing and talented and interested and Beautiful and stunning and like good music and say cute things cute Canadian ways and youre my husband and ill never forget you.I love you darlin' honey pie. <3 Rachel

jonah is so cool. you know you are, jonah. and that's besides being "the sexiest man alive". he made me so happy the night after camp, when we stayed in a hotel with some peoples, and i was sad and not feeling beautiful and he just agve me the ebst hug and told me i was, and that he was gonna be very sad for me if i didn't think so too. he's a beatiful, cute, smart, funny, sexy, stylish boy. i love him. and i adore the way he calls me "sarah compton"~-sarah compton

the j man is a rippin guy. he is cool likes bikes, is from victoria island which is way too cool and is best friends with adrian and that makes him double cool! and he is just a plain nice-guy which is good ya know. i love ya man, not all ya fans are chicks...alex bw

Before I had met Jonah, I knew he and I would be like two seaward lobsters- claw in claw for all eternity. (And that we are, my friends, that we are.) After I met Jonah I thought, "holy cow...that Jonah is pretty funny" and after that, "holy cow... that Jonah is pretty deep" and yet still after that, "holy cow... that Jonah reminds me of that guy in that book that I read that one time" and that really says something, you know? I think it's safe to conclude that Jonah has officially taken his rank among the greats as the third funniest man on this continent. He even comes before Tom Green (4^th) and that's just incredible. And as I've previously discovered, they're both from Canada just like in that movie, 'Canadian Bacon' starring John Candy and Rhea Perlman which is a touching story about a man and his relationship to bacon. But Jonah is not in that movie. Nor did he play any part in it's production. So let's talk about a movie he did. 'Whispers to God on a cold morning' is just comic genius. Not only did Jonah write, direct, and produce this movie- he also worked the lights! Holy cow. He also starred as God. A coincidence? I'll let you be the judge. ~Rhymi~

I love you Rhymi - Jonah

I'd like to rival Rhymi's entry. I'd like to be as right on target as Summer's entry. But I won't on either count.

Jonah is someone I barely spoke to. He seemed more like the type of person I should bow down to, not talk to. He wasn't hard to approach or anythingbut I didn't feel comfortable approaching him all the same. He scares me a bit. No...In some ways, he fucking scares me a lot. It is like I drew a picture of a person that I'd love... to meet one daythat I described them in countless poems and sketches and dreams and then suddenly, that person crosses me path . . . and after all the waiting and wondering, I can't talk to him. Jonah is like that. He personifies so much of what would be in a person that I'd consider my best friendHe is the most gentle human being that I've ever seen...looking at him and listening to his words, I can almost imagine the world changing into a better place, just because of him. He seems at peace with himself and everything else...he is kind and vulnerable and incredibly beautifuland I don't just mean physically. He is a beautiful person that can affect someone in just a few hours of being around them. I hope that someone as beautiful as he is can come into his life one day and make him the happiest person on the planet that is what would thrill me. He deserves to be deeply in love...to have all of his dreams come true...and for the moon to be snuck into his pockets as he sits quietly in the Philosophy Cafe.

I tried to tell him once before all that I've said here. Maybe this time, he'll believe me.

goddamn, who wrote that?

Okay, okay, fine. It's me, Jasmine, that wrote the above.

I really care about you, Jonah.

Jonah is the all around fucking rad guy, that sadly... i didnt get to know as well as i would have liked, even though we hung out a fair amount, i really dont know enough about him, and im guessing that there is alot to know, from reading his long ass page of admirers. What i do know of jonah though, is that in the short time span that i spent with him, he could always make me feel very good about myself, without sounding sarcastic. he is funny in many ways, and never failed at making me laugh. the girlies do love him so, and i guess its quite obvious, that jonah really is a quite digable guy. ~nate~

I think our feelings for Jonah would best be summed up with a song by 'Blink 182'. No, not the one by Tom DeLounge about love and stuff, but one that touches closer to home.. a song about family "Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat! Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat! Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat! Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat! I fucked your mom!" - Zen and Matt (With a little help from Blink 182)

• Gee guys i don't know what to say -Jonah

One of my beautiful-sexy-hot people who I don't know, and who don't know me (yet...). More coming later when I actually know the guy! *laugh*

I'd like to pet Jonah, because he looks very soft. I am astounded at his ability to retain all info regarding my own self, and very flattered that he would bother to do that. Some day, Jonah and I need to get together and talk about movies, books and film for hours on end, because I have this crazy feeling that though we do not have a lot of overlapping favorites, we'd end up loving each others recommendations. He's sending me a package. I'm a happy Maggie. Again, I'd like to pet him. Oh, and did I mention that he's foxy? It takes a lot for me to use that word, and when I do use it, I mean it. Maggie

my teeth hurt. i think it may be because i'm in pennsylvania and ( naturally) jonah is in canada. if it wasn't two o seven in the a.m. i might be able to accuratly articulate how special jonah is. but the combination of my weak attempt with words, and the lateness seeping in through my ears, is making me less than idealistic. however. this year, i had a wonderful time with jonah. this shaggy little canadian can make me smile, so much. so much that it's almost more than anybody else. i love skipping around with him and holding his hand, or laughing, or taking photographs with him. or just loving jonah. for the fact that he's kind, funny, beautiful and talented. and has pretty blue eyes. for the fact that he inspires me, and makes me smile. alot. a lot alot. i hope one day he comes to visit me, and we can sing old beautiful songs and talk about cobble streets. thanks darlin' for riding the bus to eugene with me,and through sleepy eyes having a few conversations. my tummy is your pillow anytime. i love you, m'dear. -rachel

Jonah is a treasure. Don't squeeze him too tight, you might bruise his earswithpoints! Jonah is too good for words. I am luckier beyond words to have him in my locale. And the locale shines oh so brighter with him here. (a little bit of loving makes everything right, sweetie). He can talk your ear off and then listen it back on. He is a beautiful challenge, and a wonderful friend. He is talent in every vein crevice eyelash. Army buddies. My mind wanders back and into nights curled under my comforter, Jonah making me laugh on the phone for hours, or songs always. You're better than Joey Ramone, Don McKellar and Tommy de Paola, than rainy jazz afternoons and the entire population of Ireland. I love you sweetness. ~gabrielle

• My feelings for Jonah are best summed up by the song "California Dreaming" as interpreted by somebody who enjoys singing both parts: "All the leaves are all the leaves are brown and the sky is grey and the sky is grey. I went for a walk on such a Winter's day. I'd be safe and I'd be safe and warm if I was in L.A. if I was in L.A. California California dreaming on such a Winter's day. Mama Cass and Papa John want you to know how much they care. Don't grow beards on faucet reach ear loaf days. ~love you, gabrielle

Jonah smashes when other things just smoosh. i can honestly say he is not someone i would fear to find in a dark alley. unless he snuck up on me and bit my shoulder! and that's the truth. Jonah is Grade A, quality Canadian meat. he listens to decent music, and has an attractive black mane which i witnessed being ruffled many a time (and, i might add, was tempted to ruffle, myself, but abstained), usually by a googly-eyed female (Samantha, nine times out of ten). but more on the serious side (one mustn't rock the boat, after all), let me declare that out of a large majority of humans i have met who have the ability to speak, Jonah has the nicest voice of them all, and i could quite easily listen to him talk for a very long time even on the topic of something as generally dull and uninteresting as collard greens. yes. Jonah Talks Greens. i love that kid. ~naomi