Holy Halal

Daniel is...

A beacon of light. I am simply infatuated with everything that this boy says and does. I recall with great fondness a late night moment in the lodge when he was curled up in the corner of a couch, still wearing that fabulous conducter hat, and he asked me to recite a poem for him, because he thought my poems were soothing...maybe one of the most flattering things anyone's ever said to me. Anyway, he's wicked awesome, and he's welcome to come and steal me away anytime. I'll be your maidservant, Daniel! Hee hee. I'll do your laundry, if only we could hang out a bit! Maggie

Daniel, I think you're sexy. Go s.h.i.t. jess

brilliant. absolutely awesome. & awesome. & um. awesome. -Emily(DB)

Daniel Halal is a Man among men. A God among grasshoppers and a pillar of Christian Goodliness. I am passionately in love with his charred mesquite soul. He makes my sinuses rush like the river of temptation. You make me feel like a natural woman, Daniel, you make me feel like a natural woman. ~Gabrielle and The Bebé Decapitacion

I Love Daniel Like I Hate Modern Art, and Sometimes I Really Hate Modern Art and the Way That It's Not Much Like Daniel And Never Calls Me On The Telephone. I Forgot Daniel's Middle Name.

 Call Me And Tell Me Your Middle Name Or I Will F'in Kill Your A. Respect.
 -naomi