Lets Name Our Breasts

I was thinking about this today, and i decided it would be a nice way to make friends with them, you know? i mean we've kind of been at odds for a long time and have only this year really made peace. so i wondering if anyone else has ever named their breasts, or what they would name them if they did (and if guys had them, what would they call them)?

i've had very little sleep and i realize i'll probably be coherent tomorrow and wonder what the hell i was thinking when i made this page, but yes, post your thoughtsies.

mel

Oh, delightful fun! Mine are Do and Re. Then down below them is Fa ( a long long way to go. well that's the premise, not the truth....) then So and La are around back and Te is the mouth. And then your back to Do.Candra

Well, if I HAD breasts, you know, I don't think I'd named them PER SE. But I would defenitley just use a common metaphor for them like "The twins" or "The cousins". You know, something cute. But like I said if I HAD breasts.

i've had very little sleep as this last week has been stocked full of highly practiced self-inflicted sleep depravation...so yeah...but i was thinking sugar and spice, because a long time ago some guy said my ass was "everything nice", so it got me thinking...yeah now i feel stupid...whatever.. *julia*

• I'm shocked, shocked that no one has said 'thing one and thing two'.

i would, but i would forget which is which, which would be disrespectful to them *julia*

what a fabulous page indeed.I named my breast a few years ago.After being very annoyed with all of the extremely stupid terms for breasts.Such as:Grapefruits,bazookas,melons,headlights,bumpers,dirty pillows,balls,bee-stings,boulders,tities,milk depot,tits,binoculars,tanks,dolly's,baps,maracas,puppies,ninnies,bottles,boobs,jugs,mams,hooters,knockers,warheads,waldos,yabbos,torpedos,And I could go on and on and on and I might later.So I named the right one louise and the left one Thelma which are so much better than any of those stupid names guys gave breasts.I mean come on boys please.~JackieC

• thelma and louise! ehehehheheheheheheh mel