May Appear

You slowly walk forward, cautiously looking around for anything. Suddenly, you hear footsteps, coming your way. You are hesitant to go any further, but anybody would, so it doesn't matter much. Ha ha. Then a creature comes out of the shadows. It is hideous. Thinking fast, you...

• Eat a PickleAndSpaghettiMeatballSandwich.

• Fight the monster as well AsYouCan.

• Take out your least favorite music and a CD player and try to use the old MarsAttackTechnique.

• You run out of the spaceship, screaming like a CrazedManiac.

• GetEaten