Once Upon A Carrie

Once upon a time, Carrie was riding her bike to the library, and a golf ball came flying across the street from the general direction of the golfcourse and knocked her off her bike! Imbeded in the helmet! Ahhh! And here comes the culprit, some rich, good looking guy. A doctor. yeah... Soft hearted. (Remember, that was an important word) She pretends to faint. He takes her home in his vintage porsche something-rawther, and lovingly checks her for signs of a concussion.

The next morning, carrie wakes, to the sound of foot steps... on the roof? could it be... no, it was not santa clause! carrie could not be that lucky, no, they seem to have found her, she thought to her self, but HOW??? could if have been the Evil Dr. Nick who tiped someone off as to where she was? but Nick was not her enimey... and he hardly knew anything about her plans, maybe it was somehow conected to the galf ball that hit her head teh day befor, no one ever found out where it came from, or who the Rich Doctor was, who sudenly disapeared with out a trace... carrie thinks about this for a moment, as the foot steps grow louder, and she wonders if someone ever fixed that soft spot on the roof...

She didn't wait to find out, but jumped out the window, into the flower bed. Luckily, she was wearing her Quantum Slacks^TM..the ones that could also hop dimensions. I'll just wait in the fourth dimension until one of my contacts, a nun, gets here, Carrie mused. Maybe she'll bring me one of those nifty Invisibility habits when she arrives, then i'll just rob banks on my way to Rangiroa. What is her name, she thought as she hopped into the fourth dimension. Why was she so interested in the secret caves on that island i want to buy? Who was on that roof? Where was Santa Claus, when you needed him? Just then carrie saw a blck hooded figure dash across the yard and throw itslef into a rose bush. It promptly leapt out with a howl and dove into the hydranga bush where it remained.

"Oh thank goodness. That's my nun contact" Carrie thgought with a sigh of relief. And she's come to get me out of this strange place. She moved tentativly toward the bush but when she was within two feet of it a black robed arm reached out and pulled her hard by the wrist. She landed wtih a hard thump in the bush right smack next to a black shpae that she was assuming was a nun, was assuming was her friend and was assuming that it was actually a person under all that black.

"Who are you?" she asked and a hand was promptly put over her mouth.

"Later later later" the person whispered in an impatient voice. Just then there was an noise on the lawn and they were both silent. They watched through the leaves as a large man dressed in fuzzy red clothes and with a sack on his back walked by looking intently for something. He paused in front of the bush and listened closely but walked on.

For five minutes it was silent but then the nun pulled Carrie to her feet and hurried her into a horse and buggy that was aprked on the road. Inside however it was surely not a horse and buggy. It looked like a small flat in london actually. There were big fluffy purple couches all around in addition to a small kitchen and a lime tree. Carrie sta cautiously on one of the sofa's and the nun sta beside her and pulled her cloak back.

"Franny???!!!" gasped Carrie

"What did you do to your hair?"

"I..I sold it, Franny gulped. To..to..get to you."

"I..they..we."

"You must be careful", said Franny looking through a tear in the blackout curtains. "Your..Your pants. You have them on backwards, and, look. Look what you did to time."

Carrie sighs. How do I get to Tahiti? I've an old friend with a patesserie there. He'll know what to do.

"Here, take these."

"But nuns clothes are so..so...very well...nun. Yeah-yeah..Leave my quantum pants^TM somewhere. I'll need them again."

Stay tuned for: How Carrie gets rich (embezzles? you'll find out!), buys an island in French Polynesia and becomes a black pearl farmer with her trusty partner in crime...(that guy in the cape with the weird sunglasses) ....Oh, and that's only the begining...