Once Upon A Dan Bug

Dan tried not to wake up, but he couldn't help it. The cold water dashed into his face and the shrill ringing in his ears might have had something to do with that. He opened his eyes. Heather stood over him as usual, in her familier black leather and whip. "Well, do you repent???" she said.

Dan gulped. "No," he whispered.

"Then prepare to meet your fate!" she said!

Dan closed his eyes. If only he had never begged for a OnceUponaTime page!!!

Heather raised her whip above her head. She started to bring it down. "No, wait." The vocie was as hard as steel. As he looked over Dan, his eyes held no pitty. He was the terror of OnceUponaTime. He was Victor Lane. "Wait" he said again, "This boy interests me." Turning to Heather, he asked "what is he guilty of?" "He wanted a OnceUponaTime story" she replied "So he begged for one." Then she spat on the ground. "He begged, did he?" Victor said without a hint of mercy. "Very well, I decree his punishment will be Ticklement forever and to have bob his hat away forever!!" screamed out victer "Ooo good one victer now how do you start?" woundered heather "lets take away bob first!" said victer still having no shame heather then grabed bob and fead it to a stray cat "good work heather"said victer pleased "now for the ticklement victer?!?!?" grined heather evely just then jess (victer lanes friend) came in and she gasped. "Not Dan! What are they doing?!" she thought. She secretly plotted to help him escape. Although she couldn't do much about the half rabid hat lying on the floor.

"Yes jess? What is it?" Victor said in his dracula voice. "Oh, nothing. Shall I begin?" Jess asked. "Oh yes, shall we leave you with the victim?" "Indeed." Jess gave them both looks and they left. She knew they were listening, so she had to work quietly while she told him the plan...

"Ok" jess said as she put on her extra fuzzy tickeling gloves, "I made a deal with Ryland and Ted's Nun Forces." "There going to attak this base and free you." Dan pondered this then said "Why? I have never heard of Ryland or Ted doing something because it was a nice thing to do!" "Well," Jess continued "here's the cach." "I told the Nun's you would tell them everything you know about the Beatles and TMBG." If Dan had not been tied down, he would have jumped in fright. "No! That knowlege must never be in the hands of people as evil as Ryland and Ted!! Jess shruged. "Ok, if that's the way you want it." With that, she started the Ticklement.

In the next room over, Victor and Heather grined as they heard Dan laughing. "I always loved hearing the Ticklement"

Then, Heather and Victor frowned as the sounds of the Ticklement stoped. Then the explosions began.

Inside the chamber, Jessica gasped. "They've started already! We've got to get out of here!" She heard the door unlock, and Heather and Victor scrambled into the room. They began to untie Dan, and all four started to panic. Heather had an idea. "Oh yea! I remember, we have a bomb shelter!" Dan raised an eyebrow. "Eh?"

Jessica remembered that she parked her Volkswagen Van right outside the side door, and said "Come on, let's move!" quickly before running out of the room. Maybe turning in Dan wasn't such a good idea.

The four got outside through window, and leaped into the van just as they saw Becky yelling, "They're getting away!" add here