Once Upon A False Pride

One day, there was a band. And that band was called False Pride.

That band was composed of four members. The incredible guitarist, Dean. The incredible bassist, Zen. The incredible drummer, Spike. And Matt.

The band was practicing in the garage one day, when Matt, sick of all the attention the rest of the band got - freaked out and screamed...

"Zen, You ass.."

"What? What I do?" Zen asked, stunned.

"You blew it up!"

"Blew what up?" Zen asked confused.

Spike, Dean and Zen blinked at Matt in confusion..

"Uhh.." Matt mumbled "Umm.. LOOK! Behind you!"

Zen, Dean, and Spike all turned around as Matt jetted out the garage door.

"Oh no!" Spike said. "We need him! We have a concert in 2 hours! Good gracious. I wonder what this is all about."

"I think I've got an idea.." Dean said, and proceeded to explain:

"Matt's been hanging out on the wiki wiki web a little too much lately. I saw him muttering over his computer last night... he was reading those... uh... OnceUponaTime page things... Yeah, and he was babbling about cucumbers and cross dressers. He's just snapped. That's it."

"Cool" said Spike, and Zen said "Dude, we should write a song about that." He started to plunk out a riff.