Once Upon A Kymi

Kymi landed with a thud. She seemed to be in front of a big red house, with mountains all around her, and huge green rolling fields across the road. Where the hell am I? She wondered. The last thing that she remembered was talking to Ari, and making the decision to go to Theory (or whatever it's being called...) at the end of the summer. She had hung up the phone, and dialed onto the internet. Damn connection, that must've been it. Kymi decided to walk up the porch steps, and see just whose house she'd landed in front of, and just how faraway she was from folsom california. Just as she was reaching up to press the doorbell, the door swung open, and there was Jadzia & Raina. Kymi found herself in the middle of a giant room, filled to the bursting with unschoolers! She saw some people she recognized from wiki, Marina, Victor, Roya, Ari, Ted, Ryland, Becky, Emma, Heather, Franny, Ali, Jessica, Fiona, Lotus, Kat, Mitchell, Dawn, Shippy, and what seemed like a million more... Whoa, hold on a sec, stop the story right here. Whats the deal? I thought there was this whole nun thingy going, and half you guys are against each other, and there's a wierd talking cucumber..., I'm confused, why are you all here (by the way, where is here?) and what is going on? "Well, Jadzia replied. You, are standing in my living room, in Alaska. As for the rest, I think it might be best if Fiona & Lotus explained, since they are the ones who started it all."

Kymi moved into the room, and took a seat next to Fiona, who was sitting on the floor. Lotus joined them, and pretty soon there was a huge circle on the living room rug. Lotus and Fiona took turns telling about how the Nuns had evolved, and how staying up late with other un-schoolers does that to people. Kymi listened, while other people pretended to. They had already heard the story. Suddenly, interrupting Lotus, Ryland pulled out a gun! There were gasps all around. "What?" said Ryland, looking surprised at everyone's reaction. "I thought I heard something outside."

Ryland crept outside, and hid in a bush, preparing to ambush Noam, because he knew that was who he heard outside. Meanwhile, Noam crept out of his hiding spot, and proceeded to tip toe around to the other side of the house, when he unsuspectingly fell into Ryland's trap. "I thought I'd find you here," hissed Ryland. Noam dropped his marshmallows, and put his hands up.

Everyone inside were whispering furiously to one another, trying to figure out what they should do. Get in the van and leave? Wait there? Finally Ted got up and went outside to see what was going on, and Rick went to get the van so they could all get the hell out of there. When Ted and Rick went outside, they saw that Ryland was tied up, and Noam was smiling an evil smile. He pointed with his Marshmallows to the Van, whose doors were open. They put their hands up, and got into the van that Noam had hot wired. ...add here