Once Upon A Wilfred

Wilfred the cucumber was surprised. He had hid himself so cleverly in Zen's left nosrtil. Of course he would rather not have hidden himself in a nostril at all, but he had to be well hidden. He remembered his former master, Ryland. Ryland could under no circomstances find Wilfred. It would mean more than just the end of Wilfred. it might even mean the end of the world as we know it. Wilfred was't sure why he was any differant form other talking cucumbers untill he pieced all the puzzle pieces together. He still didn't have them all together, but what he had looked like this: Ryland had read in The Lord Of The Rings that one could weld power into golden rings. But since Ryland had no welder handy, he decided to put some of his power into a cucumber. But Ryland had just picked the cucumber and was about to eat it when Dan F shot him and Victor ran in in the ensuing confusion and grabbed the cucumber. The Cucumber of course was Wilfred. So Victor carried Wilfred all the way to san francisco. Wilfred then had to revial to Victor that he could talk, so that victor could escape bible and whip whilding nuns. But as soon as victor was safe, Wilfred took off and hid himself in Zen's left nostril. So here he was in Zen's left nostril, hiding from Ryland and his minions, when Kim Found him! In utter shock he blurted out "Look, pallie," said the cucumber, in a voice that sounded strangely like a cross between Frank Sinatra and Mr. Clean. "We got a problem here, and if you've got the brain, I got a deal for ya..." It was all he could think of. Kim looked apologetic and said "Ok. what do you need?" I'm playing hide and go seek with my freinds, pumpkin and squash. I don't want you telling ANYONE where you found me, ok? Not even Ryland. He's a good freind of pumkin's." To his surprise and relief, Kim said Ok. But then Zen sneesed and both Kim and Wilfred popped out of Zen's left nostril, only to be spotted by add here