Once Upon An Enigma

Enigma woke up one morning "oh man off to work again" she walks into the washroom and takes out her long thick black hair. oh man this is heavy. She then gets into her car and drives up the vally of "Server's down" and turns off the street of "Mirc". she parks her car and walks into the room she turns on her computer and logs in to the NBTSC chat room ...

The first thing she heard was "Hey Babe."

Good God. Anything but that. The little shits never seemed to have anything better to do than harrass her by making her recite long streams of tasteless pickup lines. I mean, what a low way to start the day. Enigma put her head down on her desk and mumbled "That dress looks very becoming on you, but then if I were on you, I'd be coming too."