Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally have get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children. For God's sake, if you dance with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going.
How about a math lesson baby; we could add me and you, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and multiply. -jenla ok, this is my alltime favorite. it might be tastless and obnoxious, that much is debatable. but i love it. and if some really cute guy came up to me and said this line, i just might say yes, just because it's my favorite one. so blunt and to the point. so, with no further ieu, here it is: "nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
peace~sarah c.~ I think my brother came up with the smoothest pickup of all time. "I don't have any pickup lines so I'm just going to say hi." And "nice shoes. ." has always worked on me. -Adam I love your brother's pick up line. ~Jaz Some that I've gotten: "Will the one in the green pants take me home?" "Spare any change?" "Spare a phone number?" "Got a boyfriend? Want another one?" Watch me gloat over the fact that people actually tried to pick me up, and then shiver whith disgust over who actually tried to pick me up. A few other ones: "Hey baby come sit on my lap and we'll talk about whatever pops up" beckons "If I could make you come with one finger imagine what I could do with all five" "You know that dress is very becomeing on you... Then agian if I was on you I'd be comeing too." " I like my women like I like my coffee...murky and bitter." - Susannah the Filthy If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me? There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you. Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me! Baby! Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? If your left leg is thanksgiving, and your right leg is christmas. can I visit between the holidays? -courtesy of Enigma "I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?" "I forgot my phone number. Can I have yours?" ok herehehehehehe, check this one out: that dress is very becoming on you. of corse.. if i were on you, i'd be cuming too!! hahahahahhoohohohoh! -cory I heard this one on TV a while ago: "Your ass is like a mirror, I can see myself in your pants." And of course, there's the oldie that goes something like this: "Your father must have been a thief. He stole the stars and put them in your eyes" "If you are what you eat, I could be you in the morning." "I've got the F, the C and the K, now all I need is you" "Do you have a life? Could I borrow it?" "Could I have my breath back please?"
I once got an interesting one from Jake M. he came up to me, put his hands on my shoulders, and said "I think we need to get something straight between us" and walked away.
another one of my favorites, is you get a card, and write on it "Smile, if you want to sleep with me" works every time ;) there are much more that I know. but it's too late, and I'm too tired. I hope that everyone gets some soon ;) -Lydia ® I just remembered one that's in some of the subways here... "there's you with all those curves, and here's me with no brakes" -Lyd Let's play house you can be the screen door and i'll slam you all night long! ahahahahhaha and.. me and carsie walked around camp saying " roses are red, violets are blue, i like spaghetti, lets go fuck!" hahahhaha love "I have the key to your chastity belt and you have the key to my heart." "Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?" "I saw your picture in the dictionary today...next to the word 'beautiful'." "If you got those eyes from your mother, I know why your dad married her." "Are those fuck-me eyes, or fuck-you eyes?" "Your father must have been a bricklayer, because you sure are built with a great foundation." "How about you and I get out of these wet clothes?" "Do you know what would look absolutely terrific on you? Me." At the office copy machine: "Reproducing, eh? Can I help?" "What time do you get off and how?" "The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word." "The spy agency has sent me here to save you. Take my hand and come with me." "If I gave you a negligee for your birthday, would there be anything in it for me?" Ok, here's my little stash of nasty (and not so nasty) pickup lines. Probably most of 'em have already been posted on this page, but I'm too lazy to go and check, so... "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?" (ok, so I KNOW this one has been said on this page before, but it's just so damn funny!) "Nice duck, wanna fuck?" (inside joke from Marina's party) "If you are what you eat, can I be you in the morning?" "You must work for subway, 'cause you just gave me a foot long." "You must have a mirror in your pocket, I can see myself in your pants." "You must work for Kodak, 'cause you're really well developed." "Your daddy must have been a theif, because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes." "Will you lend me 35 cents? Because I told my parents I'd call them when I found true love." "Do you have 10 minutes? Cause I only need 9." "I'm Hades. Do you want to come visit my underworld?" "I hear you're good with appliances. Could you apply yours to mine?" "Is that a hole in your tights or a stairway to heaven?" "Support cannibalism...eat me!" So there you have it! ~Becky~ hey... i made this one up. after watching 'monty python and the holy grail'. late at night. yeah. "You look like a hamster and I smell of elderberries!" thank you.
"I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can sure make your bed rock!" "Want to come over to my place to try some cashew juice?" (this is how my uncle "picked up" my aunt... he actually had cashew juice, and he didn't mean it as a pickup line. hehehehe) "Mind if I slip in to something a littl more naked?" That's about all I have that haven't already been said. NBTSWikiWiki | Recent Changes Edited 31 times, last edited on April 28, 2001 by fiona@nbtsc.org. © 2000 NBTSC Webmasters |
