Poem For Wilfred

Wilfred's got a name that's nice

So we shall not categorise.

But instead look into Wilfred's eyes

This is what we say

We

Love

You

Wilfred!

We sure like his sugar and spice.

• Ye Gods, what have I done?! I've created a monster! A monster that has its own poem and its own OnceUponaTime page! rolls his eyes and laughs.