Raymond Luxury Yacht

Interviewer: Good evening! I have with me in the studio tonight one of Britain's leading skin specialists- Raymond Luxury Yacht.

Raymond: That's not my name.

Interviewer: I'm sorry.

Raymond: It's spelt Raymond Luxury Yacht, but it's pronounced 'ThroatwobblerMangrove'.

Interviewer: ... You're a very silly man and I'm not going to interview you.

Raymond: Ah, anti-Semitism!

Interviewer: ... Not at all. That's not even a proper nose. It's polystyrene.

He takes Raymond's nose off.

Raymond: Give me my nose back!

Interviewer: You can collect it at reception. Now go away.

Raymond: I want to be on television.

Interviewer: Well you can't.