Royan Ne

Royanne is...

Now and (maybe) always my Wife. She is very dear to me and we see eachother through scores (on my part) of men, but we will always have eachother. And though we have cheated on eachother with some of our very good mutual friends we always tell eachother. I say we have a decidedly simbiotic and beautiful relationship. I thank her for that and all the love throughout the years, Forever and ever (or until we find really good men) . . .

 -Diana

(p.s. we really need to go harass your brother real soon k?)

Someone I wish I had kept in touch with. I haven't talked with her in several months and i would like that number to be reset. She laughs at my jokes which is one of the most important things in a friend for me. ~Collin

• ...really cool. She's friendly, and quiet and outgoing at the same time. Sometimes when she's in a group she can be very quiet and not say a word, and other times she can just start up a conversation with someone. She has a very definite sense of style and of herself. She's great to be around. marina

my one true girl. we've grown a lot closer in the past year. we can talk about most anything. we an also be serious-quiet and give-massages-while-we-talk, or giddy silly crazy. we have a really good time together. she's easygoing and very beautiful. i love Re dearly. ~samara

the living end. No matter what kind of mood I'm in, I can always talk to Royanne and feel significantly better than before. I've bitched to her so many times about so many things that I don't know why she still tolerates me. I wish I could do the same for her, but she has this love and understanding quality about her that screws everything up. Hopefully my influence will have some effect on her, though. Peas, toes, and cameras- ~Rhymi~

Royanne is very spiffy, and has a great sense of style. I want to talk to her more. - Emma

Royanne is my beautiful snazzy sister, and even though we live in the same house I haven't seen her since the end of December except for like 6 hours, because she was gone, and the day she got home I left, and I won't be home until the 3^rd of February ;( Shes wonderful at so, so many things. I love talking to her, and just being with her! Like all sisters we can be pissed at each other, but it normally doesn't last. Jesus Christ I don' know what I would do with out you. I loooove you! ;) **christina**

A very striking person. -wanderlust

Ok... it's once again time for 'Rhymi's gushy hour'.... Royanne is so unbelievable. I feel like I've known her since I was a wee lass in Dublin. We'd play kick the can, hide from the terrorists, and just have an all around fab time. I was with Royanne non-stop since the trip to camp for first session until the trip home after second session. The only time I cried during that time was when I got off the train to transfer, and she stayed on. I love Royanne dearly. She's coming to visit me in December which means she loves me more than everyone else. Don't tell her but I plan to lock her up in the composting toilet, and then she'll have to stay forever. She might get a little stinky, but I'll still love her and hug her and feed her and change her diaper and knit her a couple of sweaters... and play Hungry Hungry Hippos with my other friends while she stays in the toilet... I have to have some time to myself for christs sake. I'm not some superhero or something. ~Rhymi~

Yes, it's me again, kids. You might remember me from such films as 'I've already written on Royanne's page twice' and 'I, obsession'. But I have to mention the Happibundant package Royanne sent me for my birthday. (and no, it's not too late! Act now, and recieve a rhymiriffic paragraph on your wikiwiki page for sending me a mere couple thousand dollars, the lost jewels of Taikai, and your soul! What a deal!) She made me a carpet bag (a true D.I.Y. punk rawker) that she totally thrifted herself- no pattern. No magic wand. This is not all! No! I am not joshing you! I am not pulling your leg! It's true! She also threw in a dinosaur (she's so amazing that she has the power to go back through time!), a pinwheel-o-fun, a bug bubble blower (also of the 'o-fun' variety) and various other tidbits. The presentation of this wonder box was far from crappy. It was far from a box made from someone named 'Jedd' or 'Glinda' (and with names like those, you just know a box of crappiness is waiting for you). I'm sure glad I got an ultra cool package from someone named 'Royanne' and not 'Glinda'. I am so rocked out on these crazy 'homeschoolers'. ~Rhymi~

Ranny, has been many a thing to me, but overall she has been my nice soft, no rugburns included friend. She never fails to smack me around when i need it, its sort of like that crap your parents say "youll thank me when your older" ya know, cause when she does smack me around, i might be a wee bit flustered at first, but of course she always brings me back to sanity. royanne is someone who does what she wants because thats the way SHE likes it. i have never seen her change to fit into someone elses standard. a very admirable trait. hugs and kisses, and a swift kick in the butt. =) i luv ya ranny ~nate~

Royanne is so incredible. She seems really quiet some times, but she can also be totally out there and halarious and goofy and it's great. I've spoken to her a bunch of times (Mostly on-line tho', I so wish I'd talked to her more at camp now!) and she is the most AWESOME person to talk to. You can really relate to her and she seems to truly understand what you're saying and shit. It's great! And she even puts up with my whining and stuff. And listening to my problems and all that good stuff. Royanne is just wonderful. Plus she paints old furniture. And I'm sorry, but I just think that's cool. Yay Royanne! -Zen

• it's so so so rad. that eye one rocked too royanne, even if it crinkled a little bit...

(roya, who promises to write more about the amazing royanne later)

Yay I'm back to write more about royanne. I think the coolest thing about royanne for me, is that i can be all eaten up about something, and be really upset, and talk to her, and she totally puts things in perspective. i'll be just flipping out over something, and with one sentence she can make me see that it's not that big a deal and i really shouldn't be stressing it the way i am. she's the most easygoing wonderful person, gets along with everyone it seems. she's also adorable... the things she laughs at, the way she laughs, it just makes me want to laugh too. :) and she has this way of rolling her eyes when somebody does something stupid that's great. royanne's been my inspiration on quite a few things...i hope i get to talk to her more often! royaboya

Royanne isn't going to camp this year. Because of this, my thoughts have strayed from "hmmm... should I read a book.... hmmm... maybe I can dress up like Darth Vader tonight..." to "Jesus H. Christ! Royanne isn't going to camp. What the hell am I supposed to do at camp without Royanne? It's going to be like going to a fancy ball naked! She's my constant! She's the one I go to when I need to breathe! I will not be able to breathe! No Royanne?!? Why would I go to camp without Royanne?!" And so now I don't know if I'm even going. Which is a weird thought to cross my brain. But we can all blame it on Royanne. She came and stayed with me and became my twin. It was like she was there to finish the sentences I couldn't, and to keep my head on for me. I don't know how I am able to go on with her not here. It's all quite absurd and I feel like Alice in Wonderland growing taller and smaller and everything is like a Pink Floyd song. She was supposed to visit me in May, but I'm moving out now, and I'll be closer to her so I can see her all the time. Which is much better than a toaster as a consolation prize. I love Royanne. the end. ~Rhymi~