Sa Tan

You find that Satan isn't at all as he's usually portrayed. He's quite the gentleman, offering you tea and biscuits. This is all well and fine, considering what you expected, until you notice he's roasting your little dog Spot over warm coals.[0]

"Would you like a SpotofDinner?" he offers innocently...

[0] hehe... that does sound like something Jared would do... [1]

[1] And it wasn't even written by a camper! [2]

[2] Jared's personality is just cool like dat.