Scare The Bird Away

You scream "WONKY!!" as loud as you can.

The bird blinks at you.

"Wonky?" the bird says in surprise.

• "Yes, WONKY!" you ScreamAgain
• "Uh, no, I meant to say, you BetterNotStealMyMonky.. meaning money."
• RefuseToBelieveInTalkingBirds