Stories About Ethan M

I've gotta pick one? Okay. Umm... Ethan swears this didn't really happen, but he's full of it. When I got into Santa Barbara, the plane was early, so Marina and Ethan and Nancy hadn't gotten there yet. So I called my parents and told them I was there, and then I wandered out to the front of the airport, because I was so sick of being in buildings and in airplanes and just wanted some fresh air. Well, I see this guy jump out of a van and wander under a streetlamp, and he's got RED hair, and I figure it's probably Ethan, as a girl followed, and she had really long hair, and looked like Marina. So I walk over to him and say "Can I come home with you?" and he looks at me funny for a while and then goes "OH! Hi, Fiona!" and swoops me up into this huge hug. Nancy did, however, point out that he hadn't seen me for several months, and it was dark, and I had a hat on. Even given all that, I found it quite amusing.

I remember when we were walking on the beach after the scavenger hunt, too. Just... walking down the beach hand in hand.

Okay... one more. I remember when Ethan fell asleep before everyone on the last (?) night of Marina's party, and we're all sitting in the living room watching him sleep and talking. There were tampons flying all over the place for one reason or another, so we decided that we were going to stick them behind Ethan's ear. Someone tossed it to me, and I went and stuck it behind his ear, and it stayed there long enough to have a few pictures taken, but then it fell out. So someone told me to go stick it in his back pocket. I went over and put the thing in his back pocket, and he almost woke up, so I kissed his cheek and told him to go back to sleep, and he did. What was really funny, though, was when he got up and someone said "Good morning, Tampon Boy!" and he had no idea what they were talking about. He was a really good sport about it, too.

I love you, Ethan (even though you deleted my favorite story)