Stories About Nate

At second session this year, I walked into Dogwood lounge late at night, and there was Nate with a lighter in his hand. This is not unusual... what was unusual was that there was a shoe in his other hand. He was trying to fill up the shoe with butane and light it on fire. I have no idea what he was thinking. ;)

One time, about two years ago, Evan and Nate made halarious jokes about a balloon that Corale was givin' on a train trip. It cracked me up so bad. It cracked us all up. Except Corale.. ya.. jokes about a balloon.. a balloon that had a deflated... a balloon that was tied into the form of something and had become unwrapped .. so it was now just a long shaft.. a limp shaft.. the jokes were crude...

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I guess what I'm trying to say is that penises are funny.

And so is Nate.

-Zen