Storrys About Corale

Okay, so after reading Corale's rendition of the Night Of McDonald's, I felt the need to tell my OWN version, since it is as much her story as mine. Alright, so we'd already had an insane night (look for my stories soon about her mowing over a construction barrel and nearly mowing over a guy in the movie theater parking lot (on purpose!) and pulling u-ies in the middle of the highway...*snicker*). Our mood was set on Extreme Wierdness, and nothing could stop us. So, at the end of our insanity, on our way home to Corale's house, we go through Junction City at around midnight. Now, Junction City has a population of about 2, so it's DEAD at midnight. None-the-less, we saw the Golden Halo of Light shining down over the 24 hour McDonald's (think Holy Grail style). So, I decided that I was really thirsty and we should go through the drive-thru and order nothing but water (which slightly peeves the crew, since there is no income). As Corale pulls up to the menu, she realizes that the driver side window doesn't roll down, thus rendering us unable to order anything. She turns to me and says something to the effect of "What now, dear?" and I think for a second and go "Go through backwards! I'll order!" Corale just kinda blinked at me, then rolled the car backwards to turn around, much to my surprise. I never planned on her actually DOING it.

She backed up to the window, and though shrieking mad laughter, I managed to unroll the window. I hear the crackly voice of an adolescent male squeak through the speaker: "We-hel-come to McDonalds...etc." Corale and I were shaking with hysteria at this point, and after a failed attempt to gain my composure, I yelled "TWO WATERS. *pause* PLEASE!" The guy paused, then said: "That will be...nothing. Pull forward to the second window." Any shred of our sanity had officially left. She slowly backed around the corner, and pulled to a stop at the window. Since she needs some help on her backing skills, I was SO FAR from the window I couldn't reach ANYTHING. I unbuckled my seat belt and looked up to see the entire teen boy night crew at McDonald's pushing and shoving around the window to catch a look. I was practically hanging my whole body out, and was having visions of Corale speeding off leaving me in a heap at the base of the drive-thru window. Anyways, the boys are all laughing and the main one hands me the water. Corale has her face burried in the steering wheel and is still shaking with silent laughter. I just beam at them and take the water. Corale and I exchange a few words with the night crew, then back onto the highway and go home. Corale and I just kept laughing and laughing and muttering "I can't believe we just did that." She sped us off into the night, leaving the night crew at McDonalds thinking we were both probably under the influence of about six different things and still wondering if they had REALLY just seen two girls go backwards through the drive-thru. Thanks for the memory, Corale! ~*kristabelle*~