Storrys About Courtney

Once, when I was a wee lasse, about three years old (Courtney was six), we had a box of cereal called kix, and a box of cheerios. See, we both liked the kix a lot, and did not really like cheerios. But on the box of the cheerios there was a picture of a bowl of the cereal and strawberries. Courtney convinced me that there were strawberries in the box, and if I kept eating then I would finally get to them, because they had sunk to the bottom of the box. And I, being a gullable little sister, believed her. And she got all the kix to herself. She's evil, I tell you ;p.

Once, when I was a wee lasse, around the same time as the last storry, Courtney and Alyson and I were real biters. If we were mad at eachother, we would bite. Hmmm...Brent still does it. Well anyways, I was playing peacefully by myself and mama comes in and she's all mad at me! It turns out Courtney bit herself on the arm and said "mama, Erin bit me!". If that doesn't convince you she's evil, I'll have to post another evil tale.

I remember hugging her for a really long time at Theory on the second to last day when I was really upset and sad and just feeling myself totally relax, like everything would be fine now. (and it was!)

  ~Rosie

oh man... me and this crazy cat have done some weird-ass shit. i don't know if i can come up with any one thing that would grasp your interest... but the time we showered together comes to mind. now once her and both her sisters and our friend veggie and myself decided a group shower would save time... but that was a group event, not focusing entirely on Courtney, in all of her blatant divinity. so then there was the time that just she and me took a shower together at her house... it was quite recent, and i cannot for the life of me remember why we did it.. just something to do, i guess. we're like that. i was actually stupid enough to wear a bra and panties (don't ask me why.. modesty? hah!) and of course i got sopping wet. and so, that beautiful lady we all love and adore, courtney lent me her thong!!! her freaking thong!! it was the first time i ever wore one, and i wore it to school the next day too! so hah. not only did i shower with courtney, i wore her thong. i hope you're all extremely jealous :) and i'm sure i'll be posting on this page yet again.. there are just to many good courtney stories. -moth

I remember Courtney taking me aside at camp to become one of the many people associated with the Pimp Daddy shirt... that was cool! -Zen