Storrys About Fiona

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so like, this one time, me and Ona were babysitting her two cousins and her aunt and her creepster uncle were out at this concert, and the kids had gone to bed, so we made popcorn, and Fiona popped it out on the stove and when it was done, she put it on the cutting board.... and it turned out to be plastic, haha, so we spent the next 15-20 minutes trying to get the burnt plastic off of it so no one would notice... I think we got away with it, too...

At Lotus' Halloween party, I hurt my eye, and Fiona was so incredibly wonderful and caring to me. I swear, she would make the best doctor ever. She stayed with me and talked to me and made me feel so loved and kept me from freaking out. And then when I was really upset and just wanted to get away from all the noise and stuff for awhile, she came with me into a side room and comforted me while I stressed out and cried. She's just so incredibly caring, and is soooo good at knowing exactly what will make me feel better. Yay Fiona! ~Becky~

I remember laying down at the prom with my head in her lap, watching people step on us. Then I walked her back to her cabin with my arm around her to keep her warm. I love you, Fiona.

I remember watching Fiona and Dyland staff fight with huge, unwieldy pieces of driftwood on the beach trip! Funny. :) And then Fiona got carried around on one by Ned and Dylan. - Emma

Whee.. I think I could write a whole book of Fiona stories.. Everything she does is great! Like dumping half a thing of glitter all over herself, watching her "mosh" to the Beatles, grabbing peoples asses ;), running around being a Pixie. The best story though is when we were on the train coming back from camp and she and Candra started thumb-kissing right as this lady walked by, haha. The lady gave them this evil look and walked rather quickly by, it was great! Another great story about Fiona was at the prom at first session camp, when me and her stole Nick and Matt's shirts and wore them and we pole-danced and someone ran up and gave us some bannanas.. Lol.. I could come up with so many things Fiona has done.. Like jumping off the bus in Eugene and running up to Tessa, who she didn't know at the time, and saying, "Hi, can I have your autograph?", or beating people up with "sperm" on the beach trip, lol. Fiona rocks! :) ~Curi

I had a dinky little tape recorder at camp, and on my first session tape there's a recording of a conversation with a bunch of people, including Fiona. She talked about all these weird things... like how awful school is, and this doctor who did something awful to her arm... and it was very Fiona-like. That's what I have to say right now. -marina

• oh yeah I remember that! that was funny.- Emily

Once I gave Fiona Lane's email address, and guess what she did? She emailed him telling him how much I like him. Isnt that sweet? (yeah it was actually) and um.. wow I have so many Fiona storys, once at camp we were playing truth or dare and right as I was leaving, half way out the door she asked me who at camp I would sleep with, right there in front of the whole room. I remember one time at camp, where I just leaned against her and sobbed all over her shoulder. She did't complain or anything. She probably doesnt know I noticed but at camp she always skipped over the song that would have sent me into tears, always, she never forgot or let even a second of it slip. I remember when she told Dan she liked him and she was sooo nervous. I remember when Dan came to visit her and they were both on seperate computers and I asked Dan how he would feel if Fiona kissed her, and now they have their own word, all thanks to me! Fiona's probably my best friend in the whole world, shes always been there for me, and shes always the greatest friend a person could have. - Emily

My first impression was of this eger gal with bright hair darting off the amtrak bus, coming up to me all excited, and asking for my autograph! She later told me someone (who was it now, Ryland?) had dared her to. What a great public weirdness of an introduction! -Tessa

ooh! i have a Fiona story! actually i have three but they have something in common. *clears throat*

one night at camp i was our (fiona's and mine) cabin getting ready for bed (looking for things in the pile under my bed) and feeling a little sad and this incredibly hyper fiona comes bouncing up the stairs and through the door. she was so happy! i don't think i've ever seen her that hyper and i've seen her pretty hyper. anyway she announced that she thought she needed a shower. i rolled my eyes and told her to take one then. it was 1:30 in the morning. she proceeded to sya that i should come take a shower with her. so after much convincing i agreed. we got out towles and went and took a shower. at 1:30 in the morning. and then we were wet and didn't want to put our dirty clothes back on so we decided to run back to upper dogwood in our towles. it was veryevry cold outside but as fiona put it "we couldn't run to fast or we'd be arrested for indecent exposeure".

part two.

i was at fiona's house for new years and once more we were very hyper and had had way to much sugar. but we were finally settled down. and laying upside down on her couch. and then one of us decided. 'hey! we need another 1:30 adventure' i saw the sled out of the corner of my eye and said "hey! let's go sledding!". okay. so we get our outdoor clothes on and leave a note for her parents (who were at a new years party) that said "gone sledding naked, be back soon -fiona and franny. after checking to make sure on's key was zipped in her pocket we went out and walked the four blocks to the hill. went donw on the sled once and walked back. climbed the steps and she stuck her key in the lock and turned. nothing. tryed again. nothing. so we spent the next 5 minutes blowing on the lock because we though it might be frozen. then we sat on the sled in the front yard for 15 minutes and tried the lock again. thankfully it opened. the note was torn up and burned cerimoniously.

part three.

the next night we decided to have an indoor 1:30 adventure so we were going to bake cookies. this was our calmest adventure which is not to say it was calm. we had to be extreamly quiet to not wake up her parents and that, combined with too much sugar, resulted in a lot of DQT's and stifled snorts of laughter.

the story will undoubtedly grow every time i see fiona because now it's going to have to be a tradition.

wow. that was..really long. sorry. Franny who loves Fiona

so there was this once late at night (i think) when i was walking to my cabin, & i was just going my thing...you know...hum de humdy...me is tired...*sighs*...etc, & i see this person lurking by the stairs to the upper level of dogwood, & fiona bounces over & she grins mischeiviously at me & starts gushing about...cough someone. it was very amusing, because i thought she was going to start tickling me to death or something evil like that. another pointless story by kat

• Gee... which someone would that be? *giggles* I love you, Kat.