Tessas Camp Dont Quote That Book

At camp this summer I kept a little book of Dont Quote Thats. This is the whole collection, some of which went up between sessions, but most of which are new. Appoligies if I didn't credit you, or spelled your name wrong, some of the writing's darn well illegible (yay for more indellible mediums!) I only wish I could hear you laugh as you read!

"Fuck Jesus, we've got Ryland!" -Avi

"Let's get some chickens drunk" -Justin

"I'll give you aanother ass-nailing. Don't worry, they're a dime a dozen." Shippy to Tessa

"Do you know how pathetic I'm going to be if I don't steal this fork?" -Justin

"Place and slam." -someone on something, not marked.

Tessa: "What are you eating now?" Shippy: "Ice cream. Well, technically frozen yhogert . . ." exit Ryland, Peter, and Charlie, towards the kitchen

"Wow, that's like carrying a fridge on your back!" -Reanna

"To me, you (Tessa) are super woman, you (Shippy) are super super woman, and I'm side kick girl". -Reanna, on backpack size

"I didn't bring along glitter for nothing" -Ryland

Ryland: "ya'know what would be really cool? Computer geeks who go for the Amish look." Nick: "Yeah, than we could have server raisings"

"Especially if you were going to throw me on a catapoult, I'd rather be drunk." -Nick

"So you take some squirrels and some vodka . ." -Ryland [1]

Charlie: "Smint is a smint word." Nick: "We came up with a new emotion. Garth."

"Cold! It's the secret ingredient!" -Nick

"Ah! Crazys!" -Little kid at Monroe Park

"The world is a happy smiley place full of people I don't know." -Suzanna

"I'm gonna go home with a broken back. Yes!" -Coleen

"I'm converting you to a Rylandist" -Ryland

"Uh, Avi, would you just slide your hand on down to my waist" -Mitchell

"Uh-oh, it's the bathroom stop of doom." -Taber

Jake: "Raise your hand if you've ever removed paint from cars with coca-cola (only Jake raises his hand) ...oh shit."

"No, I can't just be slutty, I have to be a mermaid too" Overhead waiting for lougage to be unloaded [3]

"Rotate the spontanius circle!" -Dawn

"Do turtles purr?" -Tessa

"It's very hard to climb a fence with a car." -Ryland

"It'll be like New Years paart two: The Reunion." -Dawn

"I just always caution people to wash their hands properly after handling knewts." -John, from Myrtlewood

"If you see aa guy walking around who you don't know, whose name is Bob..." -Grace

"I can't magically whip up our bathtub for you." -Teagen

"I think we may be related way back in the furure" -Adam C.

"Autodidactica"

"Most people expand their family in a more...manual way." -Shippy

"Imaagine a fish with a trunk and big ears" -Ryland

"You can vote for Gush or Bore" -Erek

"You're a sort of quiet person, but in a loud way." -Marina

"I still think God doesn't taste as good as meat." -Charlie

"I think bunnys should really have nuclear wepons." -Charlie[2]

Tessa: "Tofu as God. I could seriusly handle that." Dawn: "Tofuists!"

"I am not a cleaning product!" -Ryland

"If we start laughing ar Rick's puns, please send us to bed." -Naela

"So you take some penguines and some tonic water..." -Ryland

"I hardly ever sleep in a bed, but when I do it's only for one night" -Coleen

"Watermelon should be a full-body expirience" -Dawn

"But licking is so much fun!" -Colleen

Charlie: "I want a real human brain." Dawn: "Me too."

"I'm a kind of evil bastard. That's how it works." -Justin

"What's that in my mouth? Can I swallow yet?" -Spike

Robyn: "Bad Nick, no biscuit." Nick: "They had biscuits?"

"Now that's not quotible!" -Rick

"Some of us don't want glitter in our underpants." -voice at morning meeting. Jaake?

Ryland: "Some of us can do math, some of us can spell..." Marina: "and some of us are just losers with glitter in our hair."

"I think ...oh cool, fancy that. I think!" -Tessa

"Hey, your pens are my pens." -Taber

"You call that using a Q-tip?" -Taber

"YOu mean there's deposits of underwear in our lungs?" -Justin

Irina: "What the hell is an Uh-boy?" Suzanna:"I don't know, but I want one."

"How the hell do you play soccer with a condom?" -Spike

"Uh, Tessa, Could you just slide your hand on down to my waist." -Mitchell

"We tried to start a heated debate, but it just turned into a body-heated mild agreement." -Rick

"A tampon!" -Zen, in a cheerful manner

"We're the toilet paper fairys!" -Robyn

Marina: "Ryland, you already have two girls in your lap." Ryland: "I can do one more!"

"As much as half a mile inland they were getting whale bits!" -Robyn

"I don't have anything personal riding on an orgy anywhere else." -Tessa

Robyn: "You're not alowed to be bad. You have too many sisters." Dawn: "No, I just can't get caught!"

"I get Tessa's ass!" -Dawn

"You can have the backs of my knees, coz I got Rick's butt." -Robyn

Tessa: "We need a room with a really thick carpet." Rick: "And four padded walls."

"We have an extra hand floating around." -Robyn

"I love this not knowing whose body-part is whose." -Robyn

Erek: "My hand feels very warm." Robyn: "That's good ... where have you got it?"

"I am like, so stuck on Mitchell's butt here." -Marina

"Whose lips are those!?" -Robyn

"I'm more mature than I am." -Marina

"I didn't dream about sleeping with all you guys, I dreamed about Rick lying there talking about putting his butt somewhere." -Marina

Mitchell: "I thought you weren't tickelish." Dawn: "I am in this shirt!"

"It's like trying to give a backrub to a fridge!" -Dawn

Tessa: "Longing for oxygen isn't hard." Dawn: "Asphyxiation has never been more wonderful."

[1]Yes! This is the origonal! [2]He actually has a really good explination for this one. Ask him sometime. [3] Most likely Candra.