Tex Ass

where it's at!

 we've got...

• hicks
• yellow grass
• weather that varies by the second
• tex-mex!
• lots of cocaine
• lots and lots of homeschoolers
• austin, the hip music capital
• dallas, the not-so-hip polluted city with lots of good clubs
• lots of cute girls, but a decreasing amount of attractive males
• we're the big state! and big things are good, right?
• cows
• Daniel Quinn, writer of Ishmael
• cool accents
• Dr. Pepper headquarters
• the Alamo
• bluebonnets
• Hill Country

• add... please...