The Afterlife

Suddenly, you are sucked into a tunnel, a very dark tunnel. Even though you are flying through a tube so fast that you could soil yourself, you are at peace with yourself. You are serene and content. And you nagging conscience which has been telling you not to cheat on your taxes has completely left you. Suddenly, there is a light at the end of the tunnel. It's getting closer.... and closer.... and closer.... and CLOSER!!!!.... until you slam head first into a screen with a bright flashlight behind it. Now you're trapped inside this tunnel! You desperately want to get past the screen, but there's no other door! You pound on the screen and yell and scream to be let in, but there's no answer. Soon, you calm down, and reveiw you can

• Grab you Uzis and BlastYourWayThrough,

• Run away from the rumbling of the GroundUnderYourFeet,

or,

• Ignore TheRumbling and try to break down the screen with your bare hands.