The Amazingly Entertaining Family Of Zaria

This is a Page dedicated to one of the most Amazingly entertaining families in America (or anywhere else probably)

 
   I'm not exactly sure what to write here....Lets see, we'll start with the
basics. 
 There is my mother, Cathie, who is an amazing person, a pagan like me, and
very entertaining in and of herself. She loves the punchlines of stupid
oneliner jokes.  All you have to do is say the punch line of a stupid joke
and she will start rolling laughing on the ground and we continue to bombard
her with more and more until she can hardly breathe. These laughing fits
have been known to last up to an hour. And just now as I am writting this
she said 'if you can't cook naked, why cook?' Because she was running around
in her bra, my mother is a free spirit :) Our family doesn't suffer the
typical burdens of things like modesty or clothing.
 My brother Rick, the oldest of the younger brothers, is the wittiest person
alive. He can always find the comedy of a situation and exploit it to the
most. I'm afraid to bring him to camp because anyone who thought that I was
entertaining this year will be stunned at how totally dull i am in
comparison. hehe....He cleans and sharpens all my knives for me and has his
own sword. He is only 14 but he got REALLY big REALLY fast and all the
sudden when he jumps in the house he goes through the floor (true story,
three foot wide hole in the floor) Plus, he's my fuseball partner for next
year!
 Nick has very entertaining fits of pure anger and emotion, in which he
usually ends up breaking something and running up a tree. He is however a
very smart and very funny kid and can fix ANYTHING. He does all my
electrical work in my room and keeps my fire going at night when I'm cold (
I have a fireplace in my room and it goes out sometimes)
 Mike is little and cute and can weasel his way into anything because he was
the baby for so long. He goofs off and giggles like a moron but is learning
how to toss knives behind his back and play about with differant blade
types. I'm very proud :)
 Then there is Jenny, who is four years old, absolutely adorable. She is
learning about telling jokes and manipulating adults, she can cry on demand.
And her favorite two jokes (and only two jokes )are: How do you make friends
with a Squirrel? (climb up a tree and act like a nut) and the interrupting
cow joke. She goes through phases where she is either Naked all the time or
she is totally afraid to let anyone see her naked and retreats to her room
no less than 12 times a day to change her outfit.typical girl.
 John, the newest member of our family is my mothers live-in boyfriend from
the deep south. We pick on him for everything and he's very good natured
about everything from his accent to his grammer to the way he can NEVER find
his shoes. Alll and all we're a great family, very american and very
ecclectic, containing two witches, three agnostics, a deep south christian
and an analytical athiest. I figure I'll add funny little snippets about my
family from time to time....
 Zaria