Turn In To A Rubber Chicken

 Hey! Look at me! I'm a rubber chicken!

dances around like a rubber chicken does

 Hey! Look at me! I'm a rubber fuckin chicken!

dances around like a badass rubber fuckin chicken does

 Hey! Look at me! I'm a rubber chicken doing a badass dance!

boogies, and boogies, and boogies

 Hey! Look at me! I'm a rubber chicken with a boogie-prone soul!

does the rubber chicken twist

 Hey! Look at me! I'm a stylin badass rubber chicken with wings.

does the chicken maxi pad dance

 Hey! Look at me! I'm a rubber chicken! I'm a badass chicken!

gets hit in the beak with a dirty q-tip

 Ahhh! Not a dirty q-tip!

dies, with a big ol' sqawk

THE END. (this has been a part of kitschy cool productions)