Ways To Avoid Doing Math

29 Ways To Not Do Your Math Homework

Find your textbook, lose your textbook, get a sweater, take off your socks,make lunch, make a phone call, blow your nose, clear off your desk, find better music, find even better music, turn off the music and settle for silence,sharpen a pencil, try to find a pen, yell at your sister for a calculator, decide you want a better calculator, get a snack, brush your teeth, check for mail, find paper, complain that you can't find paper, add paper to the shopping list, try to find paper to write the shopping list on, write a list like this, read it to your sister, decide it's so good you should type it into the computer and e-mail it to all your friends, check mail while you are there, print the list off, read itto your mother, Die of old age.

Always clip your toenails before embarking on any kind of mathematical session. Clip them very slowly.