Well Then Shall We Play

"Okay!" the tiger says. "What do you want to play?" "Well," You say. "Do you want to play something like 'Clue'? Or maybe parcheesi?" "Naw," Hobbes says. "What about 'throw the head'? 'Toss the pidgeon'? 'Pin the tail on the (Your name here:______________)'?" "No," you say. "None of those." "Then I guess I will have to kill you, then." Hobbes says. "Shall I?" Hobbes says again. Suddenly you notice he has three heads! "Oh, let's be nice to him." Hobbes says. Staring in awe, hobbes recites a whole scene from "Monty Python's Flying Circus"! Soon it was over: "Okay, we'll kill him, and then we'll have tea and biscuits." "Okay." "Oh, not biscuits." "Okay, let's just kill him anyway!" "Right!" But you you did not buggar off, and they killed you. Well, looks like it's time to WakeUp!