What Would You Do Different In Your Pants

So I'm all glancing over the Wiki Wiki and them Recent Changes and all, and I spot this funny looking page called What Would You Do Different In Your Pants and I think "Pants, Radical." so I check it and it turns out to be about parents. But my dream of an In Your Pants page lingered on, and so I ask now:

What Would You Do Different In Your Pants?

I'd try washing them for once.

Ewww you actually washed your pants how un-hippie~JackieC

Can I post what I would do OUT of my pants? No? Okay, then. I would try to get out the copious amounts of pizza stains . BenS.

Marina DQTs Rick: "No comment."