Wonder What Zinc Has To Do With The Army

"Zinc provides many nutrients!" screams Laura. "They feed zinc to you all the time in the army!" "Huh." you say. "Yes!" squeals Laura. "Help help!" "But I don't want to eat zinc!" you protest. "Help help!" says Laura helpfully.

ProtestAboutZinc

EatTheForm

QuitTheArmy

EatSomeRawZincAndTurnIntoAPlatypus