You find a 9 to 5 job folding cardboard boxes. It pays just enough so that you can afford a three room apartment in Pittsburgh. Your job tires you out so much that once you get home you can't do anything but sleep. On the weekends you take out the trash and go shopping. You buy things like Frozen Chicken Dinners and American Cheese. You get married to the person who folds cardboard boxes next to you. Together you move into a slightly larger apartment. You have two point five children, and send them to school when they complain about not having any friends. You and your spouse never have sex. You are perfectly content until one day...
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