El Scorcho

Ellll Scorcho!

Rock'n'roll!

Goddamn you half Japanese girls. Do it to me every time...

I'm a lie like you so please hello I'm here, I'm waiting... I'm learning this song on guitar... weird ass-man.

Time for some correct lyricage!

ElScorcho - by Weezer

 (El Scorcho! R-r-rock'n'roll!)

 Goddamn you half Japanese girls
 Do it to me every time
 Oh, the redhead said you shred the cello
 And I'm Jello, baby

 'cause you won't talk, won't look, won't think of me
 I'm the epitome of public enemy
 Why you wanna go and do me like that?
 Come down on the street and dance with me

 CHORUS:
 I'm a lot like you 
 So please, hello, I'm here, I'm waiting
 I think I'd be good for you
 and you'd be good for me

 I asked you to go to the Green Day concert
 You said you'd never heard of them
 How cool is that?
 So I went to your room and read your diary:

 "Watching Grunge leg-drop New-Jack through a press table"
 And then my heart stopped:
 "Listening to Cio-Cio San
 Fall in love all over again." (Whoo!)

 CHORUS

 How stupid is it? I can't talk about it
 I gotta sing about it and make a record of my heart
 How stupid is it? Won't you gimme a minute
 Just come up to me and say hello to my heart
 How stupid is it? For all I know you want me too
 And maybe you just don't know what to do
 Or maybe you're scared to say
 "I'm falling for you "

 I wish I could get my head out of the sand
 'cause I think we'd make a good team
 And you would keep my fingernails clean
 But that's just a stupid dream
 
 That I won't realize
 'cause I can't even look in your eyes
 Without shakin', and I ain't fakin'
 I'll bring home the turkey if you bring home the bacon

 CHORUS (x2)