GENIUS

Criteria for genius:

1. the ability to levitate common household items.

2. presence of mind in the face of a mob of irate pygmy goats.

3. photogenic earlobes.

4. the ability to distinguish between the greater and lesser Brachiated Oyster.

5. enthusiastic trombone playing.

6. toleration of the number seven.

7. the publication of a treatise on non-traditional fermentation.

8. invisibility under duress.

9. high aptitude in tennis shoe gnawing.

10. personalized theme music.

11. being a little green man (all hail the little green men)

12. understanding computers

13. understanding little siblings

14. being non applicable

15. being me.

16. The ability to converse with anyone about anything.

17. Being able to make those partial HTML tags.(The rest of us non-computer people want those cool sigs too, Grrr...[1]

18. Spandex.

...

[1] Ask for one to be made... it's not just HTML ;-)

• I was just joking, but a little info would be great. Thanks.
• Heh, okay, but who are you?
• Good question, but one I never seem to have an answer for. My name's Mitchell, I went to first session the past two years, and I'm going to first session again(so that I don't freeze my but off, you see I live in Hawaii) Who are you? Everyone seems to know ya but me. -Mitchell C.
• Cool! Thanks, very nice...-Mitchell C. (There it is again!)
• hey, can i have one of those cool nametag thingies too? :-) marina